Officially Unofficial Build Email Libations Game........

ResidualGenius
Feb 17, 2022

Team F Cancer!!

Feb 17, 2022

Check emails for a build date....drink whatever calms your spirits.
Check Ford's website for progress...Drink soda water
Check BN for others getting build dates...Drink Alka seltzer
Thinking you will get an email today..... Milk of magnesia
Saying "My Dealer Said..." You by a round and chaser!
Thinking this is an "official" thread.......SHOT!!!
Checking that other forum for build emails......Drink castor oil
Checking street cams for haulers with Broncos leaving MAP....Drinks!!
Checking your email to see if yours got released from Ice Mountain Prison...DRINK Ice water.
Ford Delivers Raptors before July 2020 reservation holders have builds.......IV therapy likely required.





and yes there is NO emails going out today or next week, or the week after, or probably the week after
WT HOSS 4dr 2.7 MIC Lux Tow
7/16/20 Res -- 1/22/21, 10/8/21 Order -- 3/24/22 VIN -- 5/9/22, 5/23/22, 5/16/22, 6/6/22, 6/17/22 Build 7/15/22 Delivered
BroncOitis, Roughstock11

EDITH!

Mar 20, 2024

#29140
What say you @BroncOitis ?šŸ˜†
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Whoever cane up with that meme doesn't understand manufacturing.
MAGA Make Archie Great Again
BroncOitis, UserError

Foxtrot Charlie Save our National Parks

Mar 20, 2024

#29141
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Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
UserError, Darrel

Foxtrot Charlie Save our National Parks

Mar 20, 2024

#29142
Dammit aL checking in
After a glorious weeklong run of sun we are back to Western Washington grey this morning… sigh

The cherry trees are holding their blossoms nicely and I’m hoping for a big win for MSU today as we kick off March Madness.

Had to take a second statin this morning after consuming all the bacon pictures…

Happy Hump Day

(the yard is NOT on fire, reflection from fireplace inside)
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
BroncOitis, BuckYeah

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Mar 20, 2024

#29143
Dammit aL checking in
After a glorious weeklong run of sun we are back to Western Washington grey this morning… sigh

The cherry trees are holding their blossoms nicely and I’m hoping for a big win for MSU today as we kick off March Madness.

Had to take a second statin this morning after consuming all the bacon pictures…

Happy Hump Day

So jealous of the foliage.....enjoy for me. GO CATS!
It has been in March meltdown mode here so the streets are bare and all the snow has slid off my roof....six inches of the stuff coming next week....I'll take it for the fishes and lowered fire danger.
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
BroncOitis, UserError

Foxtrot Charlie Save our National Parks

Mar 20, 2024

#29144
If you’re in the office or on the shop floor today… these are for you…
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Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
BroncOitis, UserError

šŸŽMiss my Bronco BuddyšŸŽ

Mar 20, 2024

#29145
Everything is ticking right along.
Thumper has been hanging out in (Deep Sleep) mode for a week or so…
That’s one lazy pony.

Buster on the other hand ?…
Just keeps staring at me 🤨.
It doesn’t matter if I run him for half a day or two days straight !!!
He just wants more 🤠🤠🤠.

Perplexed with his stubbornness…
I’m thinking he needs a long run šŸ¤”.

Well heck ya Buster needs a long run! And maybe some slick rock.
Darryl has been screaming at me for awhile. She wants less pavement and rush hour traffic!
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
BroncOitis, UserError

šŸŽMiss my Bronco BuddyšŸŽ

Mar 20, 2024

#29146

Goodness, that is an old pic of Drew.
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
BroncOitis, UserError

šŸŽMiss my Bronco BuddyšŸŽ

Mar 20, 2024

#29147
What a crazy season for my Bobcats. Picked 7th in our conference with all that happened losing our coach and four starters. Won the auto bid for the conference. I will be pretty useless for the day....GO CATS. Time to get a Madness 'W"
The Lobo's made it to the dance this year! I may have to watch. 2 teams to root for.
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
BroncOitis, UserError

šŸŽMiss my Bronco BuddyšŸŽ

Mar 20, 2024

#29148
If you’re in the office or on the shop floor today… these are for you…
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I'm missing a 9:30 meeting this morning. Today is our 1 year anniversary of new ownership.
Sales were not invited. So I made the executive decision I did not need to make an hour drive to be there.
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
BroncOitis, UserError

šŸŽMiss my Bronco BuddyšŸŽ

Mar 20, 2024

#29149
I'm missing a 9:30 meeting this morning. Today is our 1 year anniversary of new ownership.
Sales were not invited. So I made the executive decision I did not need to make an hour drive to be there.

Added to my to-do-list: update resume. Lol
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
BroncOitis, UserError
Moderator

Life is a Highway

Mar 20, 2024

#29150
I found some Butt Bacon you were talking about, I didn’t think it existed!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

I think that bacon works out..🤣
UserError, BroncOitis

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Mar 20, 2024

#29151
The Lobo's made it to the dance this year! I may have to watch. 2 teams to root for.

I was super happy to see our former coach and Utah State not win. The MW was tough this year.
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
BroncOitis, Darrel

Tough times makes tough people šŸ”Ø

Mar 20, 2024

#29152
I think that bacon works out..🤣

Thats the Brazilian bacon lift…. Nice.

šŸŽ
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
BroncOitis, Deano Bronc
Moderator

Life is a Highway

Mar 20, 2024

#29153
Thats the Brazilian bacon lift…. Nice.

šŸŽ
People pay good money….
BroncOitis, Deano Bronc

šŸŽMiss my Bronco BuddyšŸŽ

Mar 20, 2024

#29154
This bacon butt thing is just too funny! Be careful what you post! @TK1215 has a knack for twisting it. LOL! Not a bad twist, butt.....
Internet is working at home. But my employer's data center is having issues. So, I can't work. Not really happy about this! And you all may not appreciate me when I'm bored. LOL!
It is beautiful here today. High of 60 and mostly sunny, very low chance of showers this afternoon. Next 3 days in the upper 60's and sunny and no chance of rain. Wish I could go out and enjoy. But need to be close in case things start working again.
Thanks for listening! I'll go see if I can find something else to do. 😈
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
BroncOitis, Deano Bronc

šŸŽMiss my Bronco BuddyšŸŽ

Mar 20, 2024

#29155
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
Roughstock11, BroncOitis

šŸŽMiss my Bronco BuddyšŸŽ

Mar 20, 2024

#29156
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
Deano Bronc, UserError

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Mar 21, 2024

#29157
Dang. Congrats to Grambling. We really fell off cliff in that second half. Tough to go out this way, but great season with better to come.
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Darrel, BroncOitis

Foxtrot Charlie Save our National Parks

Mar 21, 2024

#29158
I was super happy to see our former coach and Utah State not win. The MW was tough this year.
Great season, Tough loss!
@Sven
Next year!
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Darrel, BroncOitis

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Mar 21, 2024

#29159
I was on a 1982 Yamaha 650 Maxim on the hiway at hiway speed and being so comfortable on the bike with no hands and such I wondered what would happen if I hit the handle bars hard on one side. I did and the bike went into a tank slapper. That is where the handle bars go back and forth banging on each side of the tank hard. The bars are out of control slapping from one side of the tank to the other hard and you are still going straight down the hiway. This can happen in a speed wobble but I decided to do it just for fun. Needless to say I didn't do that again. The crazy thing is that is nothing in the big picture of all the stupid stuff I have done.

One other quick one. When I was a kid I opened the neighbors door as their dog was barking at me and I hit him directly in the nose with my cork gun and he bit me. I can remember it clear as day. The cork was like in slow motion or something and the dog was shocked for a second, then he bit me. I better stop there....haha

One thing that most people don't know about motorcycles, is that they are pretty stable on the road. They are actually like a gyroscope as long as they stay in motion and their travel is not interrupted. If you are going straight, you can take your hands off of the bars and relax, but I wouldn't recommend that. One hand off the bars is all I do.

Another stupid guy thing. I know the military needs to recruit young bucks to fight, but from my experience, it's like giving teenagers and 20 something year old kids awesome fireworks. Whenever we would get into war game scenarios, we would be given grenade and artillery simulators. They were actual explosives, but not as powerful. They could still kill someone. Had one hit the hood of the Hummvee and exploded before the windshield. It was nighttime and I was driving. It ruined my sight for awhile. My assistant driver had to grab the wheel and take control until we could pull over and get in the driver's seat.
Darrel, BroncOitis

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