Officially Unofficial Build Email Libations Game........

ResidualGenius
Feb 17, 2022

Team F Cancer!!

Feb 17, 2022

Check emails for a build date....drink whatever calms your spirits.
Check Ford's website for progress...Drink soda water
Check BN for others getting build dates...Drink Alka seltzer
Thinking you will get an email today..... Milk of magnesia
Saying "My Dealer Said..." You by a round and chaser!
Thinking this is an "official" thread.......SHOT!!!
Checking that other forum for build emails......Drink castor oil
Checking street cams for haulers with Broncos leaving MAP....Drinks!!
Checking your email to see if yours got released from Ice Mountain Prison...DRINK Ice water.
Ford Delivers Raptors before July 2020 reservation holders have builds.......IV therapy likely required.





and yes there is NO emails going out today or next week, or the week after, or probably the week after
WT HOSS 4dr 2.7 MIC Lux Tow
7/16/20 Res -- 1/22/21, 10/8/21 Order -- 3/24/22 VIN -- 5/9/22, 5/23/22, 5/16/22, 6/6/22, 6/17/22 Build 7/15/22 Delivered
BroncOitis, Roughstock11

Rank IV

Mar 20, 2024

#29120
Name of place please! May have to have Jake & Brooke get me one for Mother's Day. Lol!

I will want one too… 😂 maybe if September comes to happen…
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Mar 20, 2024

#29121
In the hierarchy of doing things, is ”doing dumb stuff” ranked lower or higher than “doing something permanently stupid”? 🥸 Asking for a friend… 🤣

We are guys. we've all done dumb stuff since we were born. That's just what we do! When I was about 6, my mother had a sewing machine with a foot pedal starter. I lifted up the fabric foot and put my index finger under it and hit the pedal. Put the needle right through my nail and finger.
Sven, Darrel

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Mar 20, 2024

#29122
Another time, our dart team was playing a home match. A few of us were in between matches and walked to the local roast beef place and got something to eat. I had a keychain equipped with this new stuff called pepper spray. My friend Bill says, "Does that stuff really work?" My Army bud, Doug, was lagging behind us, eating his sandwich, and I said to Bill, " I don't know? Let's find out." So, I let a good stream of it down wind from us and it hit Doug pretty good. All of a sudden, Doug is coughing out of control. I said, "Yeah, I guess it works!" Bill and I just started laughing our asses off! Guys used to do things like that to each other back then. 😆
Sven, 14U

Foxtrot Charlie Save our National Parks

Mar 20, 2024

#29123
In the hierarchy of doing things, is ”doing dumb stuff” ranked lower or higher than “doing something permanently stupid”? 🥸 Asking for a friend… 🤣
Now we have tomorrow’s topic for discussion ! Thanks, @UserError
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Chief Ron, Sven

I trust the dirt

Mar 20, 2024

#29124
We are guys. we've all done dumb stuff since we were born. That's just what we do! When I was about 6, my mother had a sewing machine with a foot pedal starter. I lifted up the fabric foot and put my index finger under it and hit the pedal. Put the needle right through my nail and finger.

I was on a 1982 Yamaha 650 Maxim on the hiway at hiway speed and being so comfortable on the bike with no hands and such I wondered what would happen if I hit the handle bars hard on one side. I did and the bike went into a tank slapper. That is where the handle bars go back and forth banging on each side of the tank hard. The bars are out of control slapping from one side of the tank to the other hard and you are still going straight down the hiway. This can happen in a speed wobble but I decided to do it just for fun. Needless to say I didn't do that again. The crazy thing is that is nothing in the big picture of all the stupid stuff I have done.

One other quick one. When I was a kid I opened the neighbors door as their dog was barking at me and I hit him directly in the nose with my cork gun and he bit me. I can remember it clear as day. The cork was like in slow motion or something and the dog was shocked for a second, then he bit me. I better stop there....haha
23 Bronco Raptor, code orange belts, keyless, lux, leather trim/suede seats, carbon fibre, shadow black
Wolf, Chief Ron

“Step outside, Take a deep breath, Get real high”

Mar 20, 2024

#29125
What say you @BroncOitis ?😆
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Since I’m both, I’m this!

*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and I Love the Wilderness.
Bluestreak57, Chief Ron

“Step outside, Take a deep breath, Get real high”

Mar 20, 2024

#29126
Bacon makes everything taste better!

I’m getting hungry!!!

Anybody want bacon for Breakfast?
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and I Love the Wilderness.
Bluestreak57, Chief Ron

“Step outside, Take a deep breath, Get real high”

Mar 20, 2024

#29127
Don't forget murder hornets.....or is that summer?

Don't forget the 17 year Cicada swarms! We're Doomed!

Don’t forget about the once in a Hundred year Floods that happen every 2 years! 🤣
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and I Love the Wilderness.
Chief Ron, Sven

“Step outside, Take a deep breath, Get real high”

Mar 20, 2024

#29128
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and I Love the Wilderness.
Bluestreak57, Chief Ron
Moderator

Looking forward to being Rocky Mountain high!

Mar 20, 2024

#29129
Name of place please! May have to have Jake & Brooke get me one for Mother's Day. Lol!

It's called Rosies Place. They have a couple locations in the Indy area but this shirt was in Carmel's location. Great place for breakfast and baked goods. https://www.rosiesplace.net/
2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.
Bluestreak57, Chief Ron

Rank IV

Mar 20, 2024

#29130


Why wait… 🤓😂
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Chief Ron, PSUTE

Rank IV

Mar 20, 2024

#29131
Good morning, Bronco people. Trying out a Colombian medium roast from a friend… pot is ready and the usual creamers are available, too.

Wisconsin butt bacon for a bit later, when I can operate the stove without burning down the house. 😂😂😂
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Bluestreak57, Chief Ron

“Step outside, Take a deep breath, Get real high”

Mar 20, 2024

#29132
Good morning, Bronco people. Trying out a Colombian medium roast from a friend… pot is ready and the usual creamers are available, too.

Wisconsin butt bacon for a bit later, when I can operate the stove without burning down the house. 😂😂😂


*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and I Love the Wilderness.
UserError, Bluestreak57

“Step outside, Take a deep breath, Get real high”

Mar 20, 2024

#29133
Good morning, Bronco people. Trying out a Colombian medium roast from a friend… pot is ready and the usual creamers are available, too.

Wisconsin butt bacon for a bit later, when I can operate the stove without burning down the house. 😂😂😂

I found some Butt Bacon you were talking about, I didn’t think it existed!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and I Love the Wilderness.
UserError, TK1215

🐎Miss my Bronco Buddy🐎

Mar 20, 2024

#29134
Thanks for the coffee! Let's see if I can give an EEFFOC today! It's hump day my Bronco peeps! Wednesday's are now a "no pants" day for me. I work from home.
All of this bacon! Reminds me of when we would have annual "Weird Beer" parties. It was a pot luck too, with a theme. One year it was bacon. Jeff made bacon wrapped plumes. He doesn't eat fruits or veggies. So it was hilarious he made these, but they were delicious!

Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
BroncOitis, UserError

Member 2541 Jerry

Mar 20, 2024

#29135
Damnit Jerry,
checking in this morning.
I hope everyone is doing well.
2022 -2door Black Diamond
Mid Package
2.7. Velocity Blue.
BroncOitis, UserError

🐎Miss my Bronco Buddy🐎

Mar 20, 2024

#29136
Damnit Jerry,
checking in this morning.
I hope everyone is doing well.

Hey @14U! Love you stopping by and saying hi. I think some may be in a bacon comma today. But, otherwise doing well.
How are you and Kim?
Most important, how are Buster and Thumper?
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
BroncOitis, SAVEUP

Member 2541 Jerry

Mar 20, 2024

#29137
Hey @14U! Love you stopping by and saying hi. I think some may be in a bacon comma today. But, otherwise doing well.
How are you and Kim?
Most important, how are Buster and Thumper?

Everything is ticking right along.
Thumper has been hanging out in (Deep Sleep) mode for a week or so…
That’s one lazy pony.

Buster on the other hand ?…
Just keeps staring at me 🤨.
It doesn’t matter if I run him for half a day or two days straight !!!
He just wants more 🤠🤠🤠.

Perplexed with his stubbornness…
I’m thinking he needs a long run 🤔.
2022 -2door Black Diamond
Mid Package
2.7. Velocity Blue.
BroncOitis, SAVEUP

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Mar 20, 2024

#29138
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
BroncOitis, UserError

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Mar 20, 2024

#29139
What a crazy season for my Bobcats. Picked 7th in our conference with all that happened losing our coach and four starters. Won the auto bid for the conference. I will be pretty useless for the day....GO CATS. Time to get a Madness 'W"
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
BroncOitis, UserError

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