Officially Unofficial Build Email Libations Game........NSFW??

ResidualGenius
Feb 17, 2022

Libations MOD

Feb 17, 2022

Check emails for a build date....drink whatever calms your spirits.
Check Ford's website for progress...Drink soda water
Check BN for others getting build dates...Drink Alka seltzer
Thinking you will get an email today..... Milk of magnesia
Saying "My Dealer Said..." You by a round and chaser!
Thinking this is an "official" thread.......SHOT!!!
Checking that other forum for build emails......Drink castor oil
Checking street cams for haulers with Broncos leaving MAP....Drinks!!
Checking your email to see if yours got released from Ice Mountain Prison...DRINK Ice water.
Ford Delivers Raptors before July 2020 reservation holders have builds.......IV therapy likely required.





and yes there is NO emails going out today or next week, or the week after, or probably the week after
WT HOSS 4dr 2.7 MIC Lux Tow
7/16/20 Res -- 1/22/21, 10/8/21 Order -- 3/24/22 VIN -- 5/9/22, 5/23/22, 5/16/22, 6/6/22, 6/17/22 Build 7/15/22 Delivered
Storm Factor - Never Stop Chasing! BrawnCo.Club 501c3 Pending
Kenneth, SAVEUP

Rank 0

Jan 23, 2023

#11680
Like TK said they’re a great fit on the FACTORY rock sliders.
I was surprised how solid they are stepping in.
What’s your Build specs ?

4-door Badlands SAS. I'm used to frame-mounted sliders that can carry the weight of the vehicle, for instance if you come off a rock or log and don't have enough breakover clearance. The factory SAS sliders should do that fine, but don't provide a step or protection from those thrown rocks. I'm also not a mudflap fan generally (looks, and they are just sitting ducks for crunchy obstacles out on the trail). Of course, the SAS stock has quite a bit of clearance already, so the risk will be less and I have time to hunt around for a good upgrade (and get tips on the accessories and mods BN threads!). Thanks!
SlashRacer, BroncOitis

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

Jan 23, 2023

#11681
I guess I must have missed the (potential) banning in some thread.
It’s probably for the best I don’t know.
I assume the topic would have been on “Bronco Storage Solutions for a hunting rig”
But like I said , I must have missed something.
Edit- 9:50 am
I’ve removed two paragraphs here-
On my own.
“which I don’t like doing “
It feels wrong.
But as Broitis would say…?
I’ll see y’all tomorrow.

On a side note…
I haven’t seen as much derogatory comments in other threads lately.
Which Is Nice !
You’re good!
This all stems from me saying something that I thought was funny and I only got 2 Laughing 🤣 Emoji’s, so I did what I thought was necessary…….
I Banned myself!🤣
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
Wolf, SlashRacer

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

Jan 23, 2023

#11682
I guess I must have missed the (potential) banning in some thread.
It’s probably for the best I don’t know.
I assume the topic would have been on “Bronco Storage Solutions for a hunting rig”
But like I said , I must have missed something.
Edit- 9:50 am
I’ve removed two paragraphs here-
On my own.
“which I don’t like doing “
It feels wrong.
But as Broitis would say…?
I’ll see y’all tomorrow.

On a side note…
I haven’t seen as much derogatory comments in other threads lately.
Which Is Nice !
If you are wondering “Yes” I did Ban myself for 1 day!😂
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
ResidualGenius, Wolf

Irradiated…

Jan 23, 2023

#11683
@EGBronc How do you like that bug deflector? Is it a matt black finish? I have been debating whether I should get one... ever since I discovered a chip on the hood 😔. Just afraid I won't like to look of it
I have the aero 2 Aldo and really like the look… I am going to check on PPF for the hood and front edges later today
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
BroncOitis, PSUTE

Trusted and Carefree

Jan 23, 2023

#11684
I wanted to mention that I got an acknowledgment from a Ford F-150 Raptor driver yesterday. He flashed me a peace sign, but I hadn't noticed him right away because I was checking out his rig. LOL I hope he saw that I was appreciative of his gesture. I think there's a thread here about the "Bronco Wave," but I didn't think to post about it until now.

"As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods."
2023 Wildtrak. "Sometimes you got to get lost, to get found" -J Bronco
BuckYeah, BroncOitis

Rank VI

Jan 23, 2023

#11685
I tried to wave, using two fingers to signify that it took me two years to get the Bronco.
Using the first two fingers looked like a peace sign.
Using the first and fourth fingers look like devil horns, something obscene, or some Texas hand signal.
One guy, not in a Bronco, waved the finger finger towards me, but it was pointing at himself.
Maybe to signify that he had one ordered and that he felt that he was getting somethinged by someone or some place.
-----------------Can I say that without repercussions?
Notice that I did not say anything about tools, tool belts, Kevlar, or C-4.
I tried to post this a few minutes ago, using exact word shorthand and asterisks and the screen went blank.
So I cleaned it up some, after I was able to get back in.
Was that a warning? If so, please don't kick me out.
I've taken enough nails in my time and don't want that final nail pounded into my coffin.
2022 Badlands 4Dr Sas Lux 2.7 MIC Hot Pepper Red 7-14-20 Res. 5-25-22 Del. Name= R.E.D. RYDER
ResidualGenius, PSUTE

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

Jan 23, 2023

#11686
Notice that I did not say anything about tools, tool belts, Kevlar, or C-4.
You said "tool Belt," even though you said that you didn't say tool belt, "but you did" it's right there in black and white..... (tool belt)
I know you don't think you said it, and I can tell you that you did..."it's right there" and I find the word "Tool Belt" very offensive, and I ask that you have it stricken from your post, and not post that word ever again!

(Inserts Emojis here)
😅🤣😂😆
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Driving Daydrinking Daryl

Jan 23, 2023

#11687
You said "tool Belt," even though you said that you didn't say tool belt, "but you did" it's right there in black and white..... (tool belt)
I know you don't think you said it, and I can tell you that you did..."it's right there" and I find the word "Tool Belt" very offensive, and I ask that you have it stricken from your post, and not post that word ever again!

(Inserts Emojis here)
😅🤣😂😆

Which word.......TOOL...or.....BELT? I'm confused and don't want the ban hammer to hit me....It has been a long day and I needed that. Thanks 😜
PSUTE, Deano Bronc
Moderator

Life is a Highway

Jan 24, 2023

#11688
Which word.......TOOL...or.....BELT? I'm confused and don't want the ban hammer to hit me....It has been a long day and I needed that. Thanks 😜
It’s not the ban hammer, it would be those who are more prone to…yeah….more prone to…
PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Rank VI

Jan 24, 2023

#11689
You said "tool Belt," even though you said that you didn't say tool belt, "but you did" it's right there in black and white..... (tool belt)
I know you don't think you said it, and I can tell you that you did..."it's right there" and I find the word "Tool Belt" very offensive, and I ask that you have it stricken from your post, and not post that word ever again!

(Inserts Emojis here)
😅🤣😂😆
No, I said I didn't say anything ABOUT them; tool belts, tools, Kevlar, or C-4. Maybe can I have you "stricken" from my post?
TOOL BELT, TOOL BELT, TOOL BELT. You ARE a tool BO, and I will use you appropriately.
2022 Badlands 4Dr Sas Lux 2.7 MIC Hot Pepper Red 7-14-20 Res. 5-25-22 Del. Name= R.E.D. RYDER
Deano Bronc, BroncOitis

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Jan 24, 2023

#11690
Am I gonna be banned? 😯
No, but the other site just banned you!
PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Jan 24, 2023

#11691
No, but the other site just banned you!
I have multiple tool belts. One from the Army, one from when I worked construction, a few from the department, mini-tool belts, tool belts that strap to my wrists, tool belts for dog treats! Mega tool belts!😂
PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Inmate #19359

Jan 24, 2023

#11692
I have multiple tool belts. One from the Army, one from when I worked construction, a few from the department, mini-tool belts, tool belts that strap to my wrists, tool belts for dog treats! Mega tool belts!😂
As a kid, I always admired Batman's Utility Belt. That is all. No other point, just wanted to say that. I'll let myself out.
2023 Bronco,Black Diamond 🏴‍☠️ Velocity Blue 🟦, 4Door, SAS, MIC, Mid, 2.7m, Orig Order: 9/10/21 Blend Date: 11/30/22. Built: 12/02, Shipped 12/4, Arrived at dealer on 12/23, Took possession on 12/30/22!!! 476 Days after ordering.
Goodyear, AZ 🌵🔆
Sven, PSUTE

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

Jan 24, 2023

#11693
No, I said I didn't say anything ABOUT them; tool belts, tools, Kevlar, or C-4. Maybe can I have you "stricken" from my post?
TOOL BELT, TOOL BELT, TOOL BELT. You ARE a tool BO, and I will use you appropriately.
@DeanoBronco and @TK1215 were so correct how using words like "tool belt" can lead to things going sideways and may have to shut this thread down.
I guess it's just not appropriate to use the word Tool Belt, or may involve the banning of individuals or possible the shutting down of a Thread...
Just to conclude what I have been trying to say, is....... your a Tool on a Tool Belt and one of the "M" badges needs to ban your use of C4 because I can 4C you getting banned..
🤣
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
EGBronc, Sven

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Jan 24, 2023

#11694
Check this out. I get a call from my dealership earlier tonight, after clearing the driveway of snow. It was the finance guy asking when I planned on bringing in the title for my trade. I told him that I figured that I would bring it in when I pick up my Bronco. He then asked when I was planning on picking up my Bronco? I said, "When my Bronco arrives at the dealership!" Then I tell him that they were expecting a shipment of vehicles today and that I am hoping that it is on it. Unless it was delayed, because of the weather. He said that he would check and get back to me. Haven't heard from him since.
PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Jan 24, 2023

#11695
@DeanoBronco was so correct how using words like "tool belt" can lead to things going sideways and may have to shut this thread down.
I guess it's just not appropriate to use the word Tool Belt, or may involve the banning of individuals or possible the shutting down of a Thread...
Just to conclude what I have been trying to say, is....... your a Tool on a Tool Belt and one of the "M" badges needs to ban your use of C4 because I can 4C you getting banned..
🤣

@DeanoBronco was so correct how using words like "tool belt" can lead to things going sideways and may have to shut this thread down.
I guess it's just not appropriate to use the word Tool Belt, or may involve the banning of individuals or possible the shutting down of a Thread...
Just to conclude what I have been trying to say, is....... your a Tool on a Tool Belt and one of the "M" badges needs to ban your use of C4 because I can 4C you getting banned..
🤣
I do like the band TooL. Danny Carey is a helluva drummer!😂
EGBronc, PSUTE

Rank VI

Jan 24, 2023

#11696
@DeanoBronco was so correct how using words like "tool belt" can lead to things going sideways and may have to shut this thread down.
I guess it's just not appropriate to use the word Tool Belt, or may involve the banning of individuals or possible the shutting down of a Thread...
Just to conclude what I have been trying to say, is....... your a Tool on a Tool Belt and one of the "M" badges needs to ban your use of C4 because I can 4C you getting banned..
🤣
Reading your posts, @BroncOitis, is part of the journey to enlightenment. Beers help too.
2022 Badlands 4Dr Sas Lux 2.7 MIC Hot Pepper Red 7-14-20 Res. 5-25-22 Del. Name= R.E.D. RYDER
EGBronc, PSUTE

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Jan 24, 2023

#11697
Ok, gotcha. So, I have multiple utilitarian straps that assist me in my everyday chores. They are quite utilitarian and should not be offensive to anyone. Pinkie swear!😂
Sven, Ronbo11B4P

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Jan 24, 2023

#11698
Sorry, I didn't mean to swear, or say swear.
EGBronc, Sven

Accepts All Cookies

Jan 24, 2023

#11699
Sorry, I didn't mean to swear, or say swear.

There! You did it again! You swore repeatedly! 😝
2023 Ford Bronco Badlands Sasquatch • 2-Door • Velocity Blue • 2.7L V6 • 10-Speed • Lux • Various Mods...
"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future." - SENECA
EGBronc, Sven

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