Officially Unofficial Build Email Libations Game........NSFW??

ResidualGenius

Feb 17, 2022

Feb 17, 2022

Check emails for a build date....drink whatever calms your spirits.
Check Ford's website for progress...Drink soda water
Check BN for others getting build dates...Drink Alka seltzer
Thinking you will get an email today..... Milk of magnesia
Saying "My Dealer Said..." You by a round and chaser!
Thinking this is an "official" thread.......SHOT!!!
Checking that other forum for build emails......Drink castor oil
Checking street cams for haulers with Broncos leaving MAP....Drinks!!
Checking your email to see if yours got released from Ice Mountain Prison...DRINK Ice water.
Ford Delivers Raptors before July 2020 reservation holders have builds.......IV therapy likely required.

and yes there is NO emails going out today or next week, or the week after, or probably the week after

WT HOSS 4dr 2.7 MIC Lux Tow
7/16/20 Res -- 1/22/21, 10/8/21 Order -- 3/24/22 VIN -- 5/9/22, 5/23/22, 5/16/22, 6/6/22, 6/17/22 Build 7/15/22 Delivered
Storm Factor - Never Stop Chasing! BrawnCo.Club 501c3 Pending

Kenneth, SAVEUP

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Jan 22, 2023

#11640

EGBronc
Well against @SlashRacer’s advice…I opened the hood! I had to see how bad it is. Well here ya go! It’s gonna be a while before I get that cleaned up! I am making my son help! He was the instigator!!

When I closed the hood, dirt fell! Maybe I just need to do that a few times🤣😭

Whoa! After the wait to get my Bronco? If I did that, my wife would bash me over my head with a bash plate! I will make sure the yard isn't muddy! 😂

SlashRacer, BuckYeah

Jan 22, 2023

#11641

Bronco V-8
Have you tried drawing a pentagram on the floor lighting some candles and chanting?

Burning sage might work!

SlashRacer, Sven

Jan 22, 2023

#11642

Wolf
Whoa! After the wait to get my Bronco? If I did that, my wife would bash me over my head with a bash plate! I will make sure the yard isn't muddy! 😂

🤣🤣 I think I am more stressed about it being dirty than my husband is and I did it! He didnt want me going yesterday so he is enjoying my anxiety!!🥺 he told me today that I need to go find a rain puddle to drive it through, maybe that would help. SMH!

SlashRacer, Sven

Jan 22, 2023

#11643

My brother and I used to play in the mud with his trucks and matchbox cars. I need to go back to those days!!

SlashRacer, PSUTE

Jan 22, 2023

#11644

Wolf
Burning sage might work!

Are we trying to get rid of negative energy or Mud, because I can Tell you Sage, a Pentagram in the shape of a Triangle, Voodoo dolls, and a Ouija Board ain't getting that Mud off.
The only chance of ever getting it off is a quick shout out to @Ronbo11B4P
Even then there's a chance of not getting the Mud off.🤣

*632* Days to get A ~~2021~~ - ~~2022~~ -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.

SlashRacer, Sven

Jan 22, 2023

#11645

Short story: Stopped at a Quick Trip to get gas today. Some guy came strolling up and (I swear) said "Are you one of those bastards?". I said "what?", why are you calling me a bastard. He said "no, one of those lucky bastards, you know, who got a new Bronco when so many people are still waiting". Well maybe you shouldn't omit key words! A Lucky Bastard is a lot different than a Bastard! I told him, "yes, I guess so, but I too waited... 479 days to be exact.

Thought I was going to have a throw down for a minute 🤣 🤺

2023 Bronco,Black Diamond 🏴‍☠️ Velocity Blue 🟦, 4Door, SAS, MIC, Mid, 2.7m, Orig Order: 9/10/21 Blend Date: 11/30/22. Built: 12/02, Shipped 12/4, Arrived at dealer on 12/23, Took possession on 12/30/22!!! 476 Days after ordering.
Goodyear, AZ 🌵🔆

14U, SlashRacer

Jan 23, 2023

#11646

BroncoFred
Short story: Stopped at a Quick Trip to get gas today. Some guy came strolling up and (I swear) said "Are you one of those bastards?". I said "what?", why are you calling me a bastard. He said "no, one of those lucky bastards, you know, who got a new Bronco when so many people are still waiting". Well maybe you shouldn't omit key words! A Lucky Bastard is a lot different than a Bastard! I told him, "yes, I guess so, but I too waited... 479 days to be exact.

Thought I was going to have a throw down for a minute 🤣 🤺

Dangerous Times require Dangerous Tools. Always wear your tool belt and your Kevlar.

2022 Badlands 4Dr Sas Lux 2.7 MIC Hot Pepper Red 7-14-20 Res. 5-25-22 Del. Name= R.E.D. RYDER

14U, SlashRacer

Jan 23, 2023

#11647

Ronbo11B4P
Dangerous Times require Dangerous Tools. Always wear your tool belt and your Kevlar.

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14U, SlashRacer

Jan 23, 2023

#11648

Ronbo11B4P
Dangerous Times require Dangerous Tools. Always wear your tool belt and your Kevlar.

Check. Got tool belt and plenty of Kevlar.

SlashRacer, Deano Bronc

Jan 23, 2023

#11649

Ronbo11B4P
Dangerous Times require Dangerous Tools. Always wear your tool belt and your Kevlar.

Funny you say that. I just got my "tool belt" today and my ~~sig~~ "tool" fits perfect. 🤠

2023 Bronco,Black Diamond 🏴‍☠️ Velocity Blue 🟦, 4Door, SAS, MIC, Mid, 2.7m, Orig Order: 9/10/21 Blend Date: 11/30/22. Built: 12/02, Shipped 12/4, Arrived at dealer on 12/23, Took possession on 12/30/22!!! 476 Days after ordering.
Goodyear, AZ 🌵🔆

14U, SlashRacer

Jan 23, 2023

#11650

EGBronc
I am hoping with the aero 2 bug deflector that I have on mine that I will lessen the stone chips on the front!

Funny story, I called the dealership to talk to them about the water seepage issue I have and he knew who I was!!!! WTH?? My salesman has worked with the bodyshop with getting my emblems put on and such! He told them how particular I am with my vehicles!! Ugh, my OCD is following me to the body shop!! I guess it’s a good thing…🙃

@EGBronc How do you like that bug deflector? Is it a matt black finish? I have been debating whether I should get one... ever since I discovered a chip on the hood 😔. Just afraid I won't like to look of it

2023 Bronco,Black Diamond 🏴‍☠️ Velocity Blue 🟦, 4Door, SAS, MIC, Mid, 2.7m, Orig Order: 9/10/21 Blend Date: 11/30/22. Built: 12/02, Shipped 12/4, Arrived at dealer on 12/23, Took possession on 12/30/22!!! 476 Days after ordering.
Goodyear, AZ 🌵🔆

EGBronc

Jan 23, 2023

#11651

BroncoFred
Short story: Stopped at a Quick Trip to get gas today. Some guy came strolling up and (I swear) said "Are you one of those bastards?". I said "what?", why are you calling me a bastard. He said "no, one of those lucky bastards, you know, who got a new Bronco when so many people are still waiting". Well maybe you shouldn't omit key words! A Lucky Bastard is a lot different than a Bastard! I told him, "yes, I guess so, but I too waited... 479 days to be exact.

Thought I was going to have a throw down for a minute 🤣 🤺

You thought you were going to have to break out a can of whoop a$$.
You just tell him there'll be 2 hits, me hitting you and you hitting the ground.🤣

*632* Days to get A ~~2021~~ - ~~2022~~ -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.

BroncoFred, EGBronc

Jan 23, 2023

#11652

Always ready!

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14U, BroncOitis

Jan 23, 2023

#11653

BroncoFred
Funny you say that. I just got my "tool belt" today and my ~~sig~~ "tool" fits perfect. 🤠

Just an FYI in the past posts such as this have triggered people. God forbid you say tool belt.

SAVEUP, ResidualGenius

Jan 23, 2023

#11654

That being said I don’t believe they follow this thread

14U, SlashRacer

Jan 23, 2023

#11655

Tantum Est Fortis Superesse

2022 Badlands 4Dr Sas Lux 2.7 MIC Hot Pepper Red 7-14-20 Res. 5-25-22 Del. Name= R.E.D. RYDER

TK1215, SlashRacer

Jan 23, 2023

#11656

EGBronc
🤣🤣 I think I am more stressed about it being dirty than my husband is and I did it! He didnt want me going yesterday so he is enjoying my anxiety!!🥺 he told me today that I need to go find a rain puddle to drive it through, maybe that would help. SMH!

When I got mine all muddy at Holly Oaks, I drove it for an hour in the pouring rain to get a lot of the mud off.

2021 Badlands, 4 door, 2.7L, Auto, LUX, SAS, Tow Package, MIC, Velocity Blue.

BroncoFred, BroncOitis

Jan 23, 2023

#11657

BroncoFred
@EGBronc How do you like that bug deflector? Is it a matt black finish? I have been debating whether I should get one... ever since I discovered a chip on the hood 😔. Just afraid I won't like to look of it

I have one i've been waiting to install on my velocity blue bronco. Been waiting for warmer temperatures so I know it will stick and stay on.

2021 Badlands, 4 door, 2.7L, Auto, LUX, SAS, Tow Package, MIC, Velocity Blue.

BroncoFred, BroncOitis

Jan 23, 2023

#11658

Yay it's Monday...said no one....ever

Joined May 29, 2020 Member 546

SAVEUP, 14U

Jan 23, 2023

#11659

BroncoFred
@EGBronc How do you like that bug deflector? Is it a matt black finish? I have been debating whether I should get one... ever since I discovered a chip on the hood 😔. Just afraid I won't like to look of it

I love it! It is the Areo 2, it has kind of the same texture as the flares. I think it adds to the rugged look(even more so now☹️) I do have slight vibration with the hood but it’s not terrible. I don’t know if it had that before because they installed it before I test drove for the first time. I don’t know how well it works for bugs as I haven’t gone through a bug season yet. I also haven’t joined the windshield club either so there is that. It must be doing something 😊

BroncoFred, BroncOitis

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