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A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer
Dec 06, 2023

Rank V

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Build: https://gearproject.co/profile/Unicorn

Jan 06, 2024

#100
See the problem is that my wife told me to seek professional help...
So I called an electrician.
James M., Deano Bronc

Build: https://gearproject.co/profile/Unicorn

Jan 06, 2024

#101
Sorry guys... my jokes are really bad!
Darrel, PSUTE

Rank V

Jan 06, 2024

#102
Unicorn
I do not know how you could pop any more corn into that joke.

Jiffy Pop????
Unicorn, PSUTE

GOT SNOW

Jan 06, 2024

#103
Unicorn
Yea and a draw of 15 on a 10 amp circuit. Automatic Fault.


Cyberspace stole my info!
Deano Bronc, Jakob1972

GOT SNOW

Jan 07, 2024

#104
You know why you never see an Elephant hiding in a tree?
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Because they are so good at it!
Cyberspace stole my info!
RobWTx, Bluestreak57

🥓….It’s what’s for dinner!!

Jan 07, 2024

#105
Sven

Maybe you should go to the buss bar and have a 🍺.
🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, Jakob1972

Rank V

Jan 08, 2024

#106
Sven
This is what parking lot of your local grocery store will look like when we get rid of gas powered cars.
Darrel, Rydfree

GOT SNOW

Jan 11, 2024

#107
Cyberspace stole my info!
Darrel, Bluestreak57

GOT SNOW

Jan 11, 2024

#108
Cyberspace stole my info!
Darrel, PSUTE

Will Flyfish for food.

Jan 12, 2024

#109
What do you an alligator in a vest?
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An investigator.
PSUTE, Unicorn

GOT SNOW

Jan 12, 2024

#110
What did the pepperoni say when it left the hospital?
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I'm cured.
Cyberspace stole my info!
Darrel, PSUTE

When the Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get a Bronco!

Jan 12, 2024

#111
Two old guys sitting at the bar, getting acquainted:

Guy 1: So, how many kids do you have?

Guy 2: My wife and I have 11 kids!

Guy 1: Eleven kids! Why so many?

Guy 2: Awe, my wife is kind of deaf.

Guy 1: Huh? What does you wife’s hearing have anything to do with the number if kids y’all have?

Guy 2: Well, every night when we go to bed I aske her, “So, do you want to go to sleep or what?”
. . . and she always says, “WHAT?”
'23 4D Widltrak, Velocity Blue, 2.7L, High PKG, MIC Hardtop, Tow, Mod bumper, HOSS 3.0 / 10/23/2020 Res, Built 12/07/2022, Shipped 01/03/2023, Delivered 01/17/2023 / Steel and Stirrups Traveling Lamp holder, 07/23 /
Love'n the Ride and the Bronco Nation Community!
Darrel, PSUTE

Build: https://gearproject.co/profile/Unicorn

Jan 14, 2024

#112
You know an apple a day does not always keep the doctor away....

You have to have really good aim when you throw it.
Darrel, Chief Ron

Mud,Sweat and Gears

Jan 14, 2024

#113
How can you tell when theres an elephant hiding in your fridge?

there are foot prints in the cheese cake.
Joined May 29, 2020 Member 546​
Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

GOT SNOW

Jan 18, 2024

#114
Cyberspace stole my info!
Jakob1972, Darrel

Build: https://gearproject.co/profile/Unicorn

Jan 18, 2024

#115
Sven
Now that is true dedication to your trade, out rolling in the snow just to make us laugh!
Darrel, PSUTE

GOT SNOW

Jan 20, 2024

#116
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?


Because then it would be a foot.
Cyberspace stole my info!
Darrel, Gyoja
Moderator

Having slickrock withdraw!

Jan 23, 2024

#117
"DO NOT TOUCH" must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.😱
2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.
Jakob1972, Darrel

GOT SNOW

Jan 23, 2024

#118
Deano Bronc
"DO NOT TOUCH" must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.😱

Boy howdy...you win the interwebs today! Cheers!
Cyberspace stole my info!
Darrel, PSUTE

Intentionally Unemployed

Jan 23, 2024

#119
Sven
OMG… I’m going to steal this!
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Darrel, Deano Bronc

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