A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!

Roughstock11, Darrel

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Dec 25, 2023

#80

What do the female reindeer do on Christmas Eve ?

They go into town and blow a few bucks!

rayhil67, Darrel

Dec 25, 2023

#81

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Darrel, MIGeezer

Dec 26, 2023

#82

For Christmas I got a book that contains 1,437,283 corny jokes, well more like 470. So this thread will last for decades!!

Some of the posted jokes are in the book.

Darrel, Jakob1972

Dec 26, 2023

#83

A Bronco forum host and a Bronco YouTube channel host each get a flat tire...............

Darrel, Chief Ron

Dec 27, 2023

#84

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
Bartender" What's up with the paper towel?
Pirate" Arggggh I've got a bounty on me head!

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Darrel, Jakob1972

Dec 27, 2023

#85

Sven
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
Bartender" What's up with the paper towel?
Pirate" Arggggh I've got a bounty on me head!

Now I am going to have to look for paper towels every time I go to the grocery store...LOL.....

You have to understand... I have a longer white beard and I wear an eye patch (not by choice, okay the beard is a choice...) but all the little kids... I constantly hear mommy, mommy... look a pirate.... I play it up for them.... Now I am looking for paper towels...LOL

Darrel, Sam I Am 1966

Dec 27, 2023

#86

Why doesn’t a pirate know the alphabet?….

He always gets stuck at c. (Sea)

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Darrel, Jakob1972

Dec 27, 2023

#87

Unicorn
Now I am going to have to look for paper towels every time I go to the grocery store...LOL.....

You have to understand... I have a longer white beard and I wear an eye patch (not by choice, okay the beard is a choice...) but all the little kids... I constantly hear mommy, mommy... look a pirate.... I play it up for them.... Now I am looking for paper towels...LOL

Happy to oblige!😁

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Darrel, Unicorn

Dec 27, 2023

#88

ME: looking at a barn full of feed.
Who's all that for?
FARMER: The cattle eat it.
ME: Wow, that's one hungry cat!

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Darrel, Jakob1972

Dec 31, 2023

#89

If these could talk, which one could you understand the best?…. The one on the right because the one on the left is always a little hoarse!!!!! 🐎

2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Darrel, Jakob1972

Jan 03, 2024

#90

When is a door not a door?
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When it's a jar.

MAGA Make Archie Great Again

PSUTE, Sven

Jan 06, 2024

#91

What do you call a FISH with no eyes?
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FSH

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Darrel, Chief Ron

Jan 06, 2024

#92

What do you call a boomerang that dosent come back?

A stick

MAGA Make Archie Great Again

PSUTE, Chief Ron

Jan 06, 2024

#93

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Deano Bronc, Jakob1972

Jan 06, 2024

#94

Sven

That is a shocking revelation.... I sorry but I had no resistance.

Deano Bronc, Jakob1972

Jan 06, 2024

#95

Unicorn
That is a shocking revelation.... I sorry but I had no resistance.

Should we call you Sparky?

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Deano Bronc, Darrel

Jan 06, 2024

#96

Sven
Should we call you Sparky?

Ohm.... Probably dorky might be better suited.

Deano Bronc, Darrel

Jan 06, 2024

#97

Joke has a power factor of 1. 🤣

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Deano Bronc, Jakob1972

Jan 06, 2024

#98

Chief Ron
Joke has a power factor of 1. 🤣

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Yea and a draw of 15 on a 10 amp circuit. Automatic Fault.

Deano Bronc, Jakob1972

Jan 06, 2024

#99

Unicorn
Yea and a draw of 15 on a 10 amp circuit. Automatic Fault.

Now I just left the door open for you to tell me I am not well grounded.

Deano Bronc, Jakob1972

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