A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!

Roughstock11, Darrel

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Sep 16, 2025

#500

Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4, they'd be chicken sedans.

‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!

Deano Bronc, DragoBiscuit

Sep 16, 2025

#501

A man enters an online pun contest. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!

TK1215, Deano Bronc

Sep 17, 2025

#502

Sam I Am 1966
I just ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I’ll let you know which comes first.

Does it really matter? Both are going in the oven anyway!

TK1215, Deano Bronc

Sep 17, 2025

#503

DragoBiscuit
Does it really matter? Both are going in the oven anyway!

Nope, doesn’t matter. Neither has arrived!! 🤣

‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!

Sep 23, 2025

#504

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Unicorn, TK1215

Sep 24, 2025

#505

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

DragoBiscuit, PSUTE

Sep 27, 2025

#506

Love people.
Use things.

Sep 28, 2025

#507

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

DragoBiscuit, PSUTE

Sep 28, 2025

#508

Hey you guys know what's not funny? Changing a f****** brake light on your Bronco.

Chief Ron, DragoBiscuit

Sep 28, 2025

#509

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

DragoBiscuit, Unicorn

Sep 30, 2025

#510

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

DragoBiscuit, Unicorn

Oct 04, 2025

#511

Had me in stitches

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Sam I Am 1966, DragoBiscuit

Oct 05, 2025

#512

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

DragoBiscuit, Sam I Am 1966

Oct 06, 2025

#513

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

PSUTE, DragoBiscuit

Oct 17, 2025

#514

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

DragoBiscuit, Jakob1972

Oct 22, 2025

#515

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

DragoBiscuit, Sam I Am 1966

Oct 22, 2025

#516

What happens if you do not pay your exorcist in a timely manner?

You get repossessed...

DragoBiscuit, Sam I Am 1966

Oct 22, 2025

#517

Unicorn
What happens if you do not pay your exorcist in a timely manner?

You get repossessed...

I laughed so hard I got somewhat disoriented.

PSUTE, Chief Ron

Oct 22, 2025

#518

BostonBadlands
I laughed so hard I got somewhat disoriented.

don't let your head start spinning!

PSUTE, Chief Ron

Oct 22, 2025

#519

A brilliant young scholar in Japan was accepted to attend Britain's most prestigious university. He was rather annoyed to learn he had to attend a mandatory orientation program.
"I didn't come here to be oriented," he complained. "I came here to be occidized!"

PSUTE, Unicorn

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