A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer
Dec 06, 2023

Rank V

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!
Roughstock11, Darrel

Retirement => T-minus 15 weeks and counting! ⏰

Tue at 11:05 pm

#500
Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors?


Because if they had 4, they'd be chicken sedans.
‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!
Deano Bronc, DragoBiscuit

Retirement => T-minus 15 weeks and counting! ⏰

Tue at 11:10 pm

#501
A man enters an online pun contest. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!
Deano Bronc, DragoBiscuit

Rank II

Yesterday at 4:33 am

#502
I just ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I’ll let you know which comes first.

Does it really matter? Both are going in the oven anyway!
Deano Bronc

Retirement => T-minus 15 weeks and counting! ⏰

Yesterday at 11:11 am

#503
Does it really matter? Both are going in the oven anyway!

Nope, doesn’t matter. Neither has arrived!! 🤣
‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!

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