A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!

Roughstock11, Darrel

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Jul 16, 2025

#480

Sven

Sorry Sven... People who get this will probably laugh at me but I am missing the humor.... I think it must emanate from the "legend"....a popular story from the past, often considered historical but not definitively proven, or a person or thing that inspires such stories.... Next to a gallon of milk with marinating chicken?? and a head of lettuce.... I am slow enough I am not putting it together....

Jul 16, 2025

#481

Unicorn
Sorry Sven... People who get this will probably laugh at me but I am missing the humor.... I think it must emanate from the "legend"....a popular story from the past, often considered historical but not definitively proven, or a person or thing that inspires such stories.... Next to a gallon of milk with marinating chicken?? and a head of lettuce.... I am slow enough I am not putting it together....

I had to look it up myself......

Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother. “Wait for it, Legen..dary

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

PSUTE, Rydfree

Jul 16, 2025

#482

Sven
I had to look it up myself......

Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother. “Wait for it, Legen..dary

Sorry... I am unfamiliar.... I do not watch much TV..... I have heard of the show but that is about it.... No wonder it went right over my head...

Sven

Jul 16, 2025

#483

Unicorn
Sorry Sven... People who get this will probably laugh at me but I am missing the humor.... I think it must emanate from the "legend"....a popular story from the past, often considered historical but not definitively proven, or a person or thing that inspires such stories.... Next to a gallon of milk with marinating chicken?? and a head of lettuce.... I am slow enough I am not putting it together....

Not that this should make you feel any better, I didn't get it either. 😆
I've watched a few episodes of How I Met Your Mother but I'd have never put 2 and 2 together. ☺

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
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Chief Ron, Unicorn

Jul 16, 2025

#484

Deano Bronc
Not that this should make you feel any better, I didn't get it either. 😆
I've watched a few episodes of How I Met Your Mother but I'd have never put 2 and 2 together. ☺

Thank you... It does make me feel better to know that I am not the only one to have missed the punch line.

Sven, Deano Bronc

Jul 18, 2025

#485

Why is it, regardless of how you take them off, right side out or inside out, your underwear always comes out of the dryer inside out?

I don’t have the answer! 🤷‍♂️

‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!

DragoBiscuit, Sven

Jul 20, 2025

#486

I was out hiking the other day with one of my buddies and his teenage son.
You come across two giant boulders that seemed out of place in the woods.
His son said oh cool you can make a Hobbit house out of that.
I said you can think the ice age for putting those boulders there.
Later that night my buddy texted me said my son said I was nuts saying that a cartoon movie put those boulders there.

Unicorn, Rydfree

Jul 23, 2025

#487

How do you make a band stand?……

Take away their chairs!!!

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

DragoBiscuit, Unicorn

Wed at 3:17 pm

#488

What is the normal cost of a chimney ?

Nothing….. it’s on the house.
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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

DragoBiscuit, PSUTE

Yesterday at 1:50 am

#489

What type of shoes do frogs wear?

…..Open toad sandals…

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Unicorn, DragoBiscuit

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