A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!

Roughstock11, Darrel

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Nov 09, 2024

#320

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Unicorn, PSUTE

Nov 09, 2024

#321

What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer? "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

PSUTE, Unicorn

Nov 09, 2024

#322

Wolf
What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer? "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Uh, no!

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Nov 26, 2024

#323

Last week in a local hotel lobby, I met some chess enthusiasts. They kept bragging about how good they are at the game.

There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

PSUTE, Unicorn

Nov 26, 2024

#324

Deano Bronc
Last week in a local hotel lobby, I met some chess enthusiasts. They kept bragging about how good they are at the game.

There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

I have to admit this is good…. and I will likely steal…

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

PSUTE, Chief Ron

Nov 26, 2024

#325

What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey ?

a piece of ass that just brings tears to your eyes.

Speed is The Freedom of The Soul !!!

TitsLaRue, PSUTE

Nov 26, 2024

#326

Wolf
A bear looks at a rabbit and asks if his poop sticks to his fur? The rabbit says, no. So, the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass!😂

Probably not true. Rabbits live in meadows, but bears poop in the woods.

Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Nov 26, 2024

#327

OK it's almost been one year since this thread started. I think on Dec. 5, 2024 the thread is closed and the monitors read all the jokes and pick the top 3. Then they award gifts to the to three.

ALL IN FAVOR...ANYONE THAT"S OPPOSED KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!

Hard to believe it's been a year!!

Rydfree, PSUTE

Nov 27, 2024

#328

MIGeezer
OK it's almost been one year since this thread started. I think on Dec. 5, 2024 the thread is closed and the monitors read all the jokes and pick the top 3. Then they award gifts to the to three.

ALL IN FAVOR...ANYONE THAT"S OPPOSED KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!

Hard to believe it's been a year!!

To read all the jokes, then choose three? I wouldn't inflict that job on any monitor.
(Well, maybe the monitors on the other site. 😈)

Rydfree, Deano Bronc

Nov 27, 2024

#329

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Rydfree, PSUTE

Nov 27, 2024

#330

MIGeezer
OK it's almost been one year since this thread started. I think on Dec. 5, 2024 the thread is closed and the monitors read all the jokes and pick the top 3. Then they award gifts to the to three.

ALL IN FAVOR...ANYONE THAT"S OPPOSED KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!

Hard to believe it's been a year!!

But then how do we tell Christmas jokes? Let the thread live until January 1, 2025, then start over. 😜

PSUTE, Chief Ron

Nov 29, 2024

#331

The thread will go on forever, well at least some time. Ya don't really think there will be gifts?? 🙈 🙉 🙊

PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Nov 29, 2024

#332

The jokes ARE the gifts… sheeeeesh

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Nov 29, 2024

#333

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Nov 30, 2024

#334

PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Dec 04, 2024

#335

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

Irishdore, Sam I Am 1966

Dec 05, 2024

#336

"Be the FUN in 'dysfunctional.'"

Unicorn, Chief Ron

Dec 11, 2024

#337

this is probably not the place to post this but I thought it was funny.

I did not believe it.... I just learned what Australia's biggest export was.... Boomerangs
It did not make any sense to me... I would have thought something in mining or agriculture.
But it all made sense once I learned what their biggest import was.... Boomerangs...

PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Dec 11, 2024

#338

Unicorn
this is probably not the place to post this but I thought it was funny.

I did not believe it.... I just learned what Australia's biggest export was.... Boomerangs
It did not make any sense to me... I would have thought something in mining or agriculture.
But it all made sense once I learned what their biggest import was.... Boomerangs...

Top notch 👍🏼👍🏼🐎

2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Unicorn, PSUTE

Dec 12, 2024

#339

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

Rydfree, PSUTE

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