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A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer
Dec 06, 2023

Rank V

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!
Roughstock11, Darrel

Rank 0

Oct 23, 2024

#300
Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

you can unscrew a light bulb.

thanks to Steve Martin (My Blue Heaven) for this one.so how many of you used his movie voice? LOL
Bluestreak57, Deano Bronc
Moderator

Looking forward to being Rocky Mountain high!

Oct 29, 2024

#301
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2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.
Sam I Am 1966, Unicorn

Certified Un-Influencer

Oct 29, 2024

#302
Deano Bronc
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That does it. We're demoting you to im-Moderator.
Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Hard Day?? Wuuuusahhhhhhhh

Oct 29, 2024

#303
Chief Ron
Bruce Lee was fast, but his brother Sudden was faster.



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Someone must have got a new dad joke book…
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Hard Day?? Wuuuusahhhhhhhh

Oct 29, 2024

#304
BostonBadlands
That does it. We're demoting you to im-Moderator.
I was thinking Demodulator…
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Oct 29, 2024

#305
Deano Bronc
How do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales. 😁

What is the strongest fish?
A mussel!

What fish is in the air after a rain storm?
A rainbow trout!

What fish is the most musical?
A bass! 😆

That's fishy, that you know so much about fish?😂
Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Oct 29, 2024

#306
We got a dog that was supposed to be a Husky but ended up being a wolf hybrid. It ended up attacking the wife. Had to put her down. I still have the wolf, though!😂
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Oct 29, 2024

#307
A bear looks at a rabbit and asks if his poop sticks to his fur? The rabbit says, no. So, the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass!😂
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Certified Un-Influencer

Oct 29, 2024

#308
Bluestreak57
I was thinking Demodulator…
I spent several years working for the United States Postal disService.
We had a young lady letter carrier, very attractive, on our floor. I got a print shop to make up an awards certificate, naming her as "Miss Delivered Mail." (Really did that!) As opposed to "Miss Delivered feMail."
Deano Bronc, Sven

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Oct 29, 2024

#309
BostonBadlands
That does it. We're demoting you to im-Moderator.

I found that joke funny, electric if i must say…. No negative feedback from me.

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Rydfree, Deano Bronc

https://gearproject.co/profile/Unicorn

Oct 29, 2024

#310
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Deano Bronc, Sven

That's a terrible idea, when do we start?

Oct 29, 2024

#311
Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari?
Too many cheetahs.
OnX Trail Guide
4 Door BadSquatch | Soft-top | Velocity Blue | 2.7 Auto
Bluestreak57, PSUTE

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Oct 31, 2024

#312
Knock knock.
Who's there.
Ah.
Ah who?
Werewolves of London.
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Rydfree, JoergH

https://gearproject.co/profile/Unicorn

Oct 31, 2024

#313
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Certified Un-Influencer

Oct 31, 2024

#314
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Unicorn, Deano Bronc

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Nov 05, 2024

#315
What do you call a dog that meditates?……

An aware wolf


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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Rank V

Nov 05, 2024

#316
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'21 AMB Basesquatch 2 Door. 2.7. 569 days from reservation to delivery
Bluestreak57, JoergH

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Nov 05, 2024

#317
PSUTE
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Roll on Big Daddy!
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Rank V

Nov 07, 2024

#318
One of the Indian guys at my work says his name is Sippi.
I asked him if his wife name is Mississippi.
He said he's not married.
Wolf, Deano Bronc

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Nov 08, 2024

#319
Why didn’t the shrimp share his sunglasses?…..



He was shellfish!’

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, Unicorn

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