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A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer
Dec 06, 2023

Rank V

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!
Roughstock11, Darrel

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Sep 27, 2024

#280
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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Sam I Am 1966, Unicorn

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Sep 28, 2024

#281
My wife seen 2 hummingbirds in her herb garden and commented that she had never seen them in there before. I said” maybe they are looking for a good thyme.”


2 hours later the swelling has gone down some…. MTF

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Sep 28, 2024

#282
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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Sep 28, 2024

#283
Chief Ron
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My Saturday is complete...Bwahahahaha
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Oct 01, 2024

#284
When you die your pupils are the last to stop working.

They dilate

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
PSUTE, Unicorn

Really Likes Pi

Oct 03, 2024

#285
Some Halloween themed ones:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party Bronco Off-Roadeo? Because he had no body to go with.

Why don't mummies take time off (to go off-roading in their Bronco)? They're afraid to unwind.

Why are ghosts such bad liars (about their approach angles while driving their Broncos)? You can see right through them.
PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Rank V

Oct 04, 2024

#286
My wife's a receiver for food wholesaler.
She was telling me they hired someone whose religion wouldn't let them touch meat.
So I said to her same religion as you I guess?
Wolf, Sam I Am 1966

https://gearproject.co/profile/Unicorn

Oct 05, 2024

#287
FatbikerJo Bronco
My wife's a receiver for food wholesaler.
She was telling me they hired someone whose religion wouldn't let them touch meat.
So I said to her same religion as you I guess?

My condolences.
Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Really Likes Pi

Oct 09, 2024

#288
Did you hear about the Zombie that bought a custom Gen 1 fully restored Bronco?

It cost an arm and a leg.

EDIT:

Why do mummies not talk to each other on an overlanding trip in their Bronco?

They are too wrapped up in themselves.
Bluestreak57, Sam I Am 1966

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Oct 09, 2024

#289
Irishdore
Did you hear about the Zombie that bought a custom Gen 1 fully restored Bronco?

It cost an arm and a leg.

EDIT:

Why do mummies not talk to each other on an overlanding trip in their Bronco?

They are too wrapped up in themselves.

oy vey! 😂
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Oct 09, 2024

#290
The cops knocked on a guy's door last night. When he answered, they showed him a picture of a lady and asked, "Is this your wife?" When he replied, "Yes", they said, "I'm sorry, but it looks like she's been hit by a bus." He replied , "Yeah, I know, but she has a heart of gold and is great with the kids."

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, BostonBadlands

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Oct 12, 2024

#291
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
JoergH, Deano Bronc
Moderator

Looking forward to being Rocky Mountain high!

Oct 15, 2024

#292
How do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales. 😁

What is the strongest fish?
A mussel!

What fish is in the air after a rain storm?
A rainbow trout!

What fish is the most musical?
A bass! 😆
2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.
PSUTE, Unicorn

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Oct 15, 2024

#293
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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Bluestreak57, PSUTE

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Oct 15, 2024

#294
Why does a Panda bear that just arrives in the US from China, shake its butt?......

Because it has jet wag.

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Bluestreak57, PSUTE

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Oct 15, 2024

#295
Chief Ron
Why does a Panda bear that just arrives in the US from China, shake its butt?......

Because it has jet wag.

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OK...Mr. Fudd...LOL
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Bluestreak57, PSUTE

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Oct 16, 2024

#296
I watched a really good documentary about hydroelectric power.



It was the best dam show I've seen.

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Bluestreak57, Sven

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Oct 16, 2024

#297
Bruce Lee was fast, but his brother Sudden was faster.



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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Bluestreak57, Deano Bronc

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Oct 16, 2024

#298
Chief Ron
Bruce Lee was fast, but his brother Sudden was faster.



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I like his sister Sara.....
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Oct 22, 2024

#299
Rory was going on and on telling Alice about the amazing Northern lights he saw


A case of a Rory boring Alice.
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Wolf, JoergH

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