Officially Unofficial Build Email Libations Game........

ResidualGenius
Feb 17, 2022

Team F Cancer!!

Feb 17, 2022

Check emails for a build date....drink whatever calms your spirits.
Check Ford's website for progress...Drink soda water
Check BN for others getting build dates...Drink Alka seltzer
Thinking you will get an email today..... Milk of magnesia
Saying "My Dealer Said..." You by a round and chaser!
Thinking this is an "official" thread.......SHOT!!!
Checking that other forum for build emails......Drink castor oil
Checking street cams for haulers with Broncos leaving MAP....Drinks!!
Checking your email to see if yours got released from Ice Mountain Prison...DRINK Ice water.
Ford Delivers Raptors before July 2020 reservation holders have builds.......IV therapy likely required.





and yes there is NO emails going out today or next week, or the week after, or probably the week after
WT HOSS 4dr 2.7 MIC Lux Tow
7/16/20 Res -- 1/22/21, 10/8/21 Order -- 3/24/22 VIN -- 5/9/22, 5/23/22, 5/16/22, 6/6/22, 6/17/22 Build 7/15/22 Delivered
DragoBiscuit, BroncOitis

KFG

Sat at 10:40 pm

#44040
Sonya says “Wish we were there”
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Lots O Fords

Expelled From Polite Society

Yesterday at 1:48 am

#44041
I do want to clarify stuff. I believe I heard on the news that we're having a heat wave.
Let me s'plane. Zero clouds. Pool temp -12. Air temp +6, beer temp -56.
Day one of pool day. Sure way to clog pool filter is have dogs shedding winter coat jump in the pool.
And as we have almost no humidity, getting out of the pool, not using a towel to dry off, your dry in about 4 minutes.
When Louise got out she complained about being cold because how fast the water evaporated (Note that you must get out to get another beer)

Anyway two ways to look at it. 1, extreme heat wave or 2, pools open and beers cold...





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After that 2nd beer, you also have to get out of the pool to...


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Lots O Fords

KFG

Yesterday at 4:58 pm

#44042
After that 2nd beer, you also have to get out of the pool to...


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Two kinds of people in the pool… those who admit they’ve peed in the pool, and those who lie…
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Lots O Fords

Rank IV

Yesterday at 10:52 pm

#44043
Two kinds of people in the pool… those who admit they’ve peed in the pool, and those who lie…

I never said anything the couldn't be true
Bluestreak57

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