Officially Unofficial Build Email Libations Game........

ResidualGenius
Feb 17, 2022

Team F Cancer!!

Feb 17, 2022

Check emails for a build date....drink whatever calms your spirits.
Check Ford's website for progress...Drink soda water
Check BN for others getting build dates...Drink Alka seltzer
Thinking you will get an email today..... Milk of magnesia
Saying "My Dealer Said..." You by a round and chaser!
Thinking this is an "official" thread.......SHOT!!!
Checking that other forum for build emails......Drink castor oil
Checking street cams for haulers with Broncos leaving MAP....Drinks!!
Checking your email to see if yours got released from Ice Mountain Prison...DRINK Ice water.
Ford Delivers Raptors before July 2020 reservation holders have builds.......IV therapy likely required.





and yes there is NO emails going out today or next week, or the week after, or probably the week after
WT HOSS 4dr 2.7 MIC Lux Tow
7/16/20 Res -- 1/22/21, 10/8/21 Order -- 3/24/22 VIN -- 5/9/22, 5/23/22, 5/16/22, 6/6/22, 6/17/22 Build 7/15/22 Delivered
BroncOitis, Roughstock11

🐎Miss my Bronco Buddy🐎

Jun 27, 2025

#41640
Woohoo you got this.....
Just finding out my fate with the new company purchase. It appears that I will be unemployed as of July 1. It appears to me that kick the sick kid down the road is in play.
At least the former company will cover my insurance till the end of July before I get the boot.
So today if I use a lot of "F" bombs you will understand. As Lauri said "Have a good day! Hug the ones you love."
Time for some more reading the fine prints etc.

Well, let me drop one for you........ THAT'S FUCKED!
There is COBRA, which only costs an Arm & a Leg. But cheaper than surgery.
And filing a complaint with EEOC, but you may have to go to Montana for that.
Oh and let me add FUCK CANCER!
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
UserError, SAVEUP

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jun 27, 2025

#41641
Well, let me drop one for you........ THAT'S FUCKED!
There is COBRA, which only costs an Arm & a Leg. But cheaper than surgery.
And filing a complaint with EEOC, but you may have to go to Montana for that.
Oh and let me add FUCK CANCER!

I have many many doors open currently and it's hard to keep up...but sooner or later something is going to stick and then...Katy Bar the Door!
I have emailed and called every alphabet soup agency from here to the moon.......Time to get this party started!
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
UserError, Deano Bronc

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jun 27, 2025

#41642
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
UserError, DEBO294

🐎Miss my Bronco Buddy🐎

Jun 27, 2025

#41643
1m7tj3.jpeg
What I've been wondering is, why, when there are 2 lanes, one has a slow car and the other one has just as slow car. Both going 10mph under the speed limit.
And then I also wonder, why am I always behind these idjits?
Also, why are they out driving in their car?
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
UserError, Deano Bronc

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jun 27, 2025

#41644
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
UserError, DEBO294

🐎Miss my Bronco Buddy🐎

Jun 28, 2025

#41645
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
UserError, Deano Bronc

Hard Day?? Wuuuusahhhhhhhh

Jun 28, 2025

#41646
My dealer is selling Stroppes at MSRP…
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
UserError, Deano Bronc

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Jun 28, 2025

#41647
1m7tj3.jpeg

Why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?
UserError, Deano Bronc

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Jun 28, 2025

#41648

Its nice but missing doors
🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
UserError, Deano Bronc

Certified Un-Influencer

Jun 28, 2025

#41649
What I've been wondering is, why, when there are 2 lanes, one has a slow car and the other one has just as slow car. Both going 10mph under the speed limit.
And then I also wonder, why am I always behind these idjits?
Also, why are they out driving in their car?
So I'm behind some geezer who's doing the speed limit--if that--in the left lane. Okay, I get it: He has security issues or something, an unconscious fear about the curbing or breakdown lane to his right. The left lane is his comfort zone. Okay, got it. Sucks, but I understand.

So we come up to an intersection, and the engineers added a third lane on the left--the left-turn lane. He slows and pulls into it, and we're next to each other at a red light. It goes green.

Now he has a fear of the median curbing to his left, so he unconsciously swerves to his right--almost sideswiping me!--to execute his left turn, and make freaking sure his rear wheel doesn't hit the median curb when he turns left.
UserError, Deano Bronc

Rank IV

Jun 28, 2025

#41650
Well, let me drop one for you........ THAT'S FUCKED!
There is COBRA, which only costs an Arm & a Leg. But cheaper than surgery.
And filing a complaint with EEOC, but you may have to go to Montana for that.
Oh and let me add FUCK CANCER!

Don't hold back
UserError, Deano Bronc

Rank IV

Jun 28, 2025

#41651
1m7tj3.jpeg
Seems like the speed limit around here is a suggestion by the way people drive.
I'm no slow poke.
Today I took the Shelby to town. Posted speed 65. I'm driving 10 over , sometimes 15. Just to keep up with traffic. And I'm thinking about the last time I drove the car. On the track, wearing a fire suit, helmet etc. going kinda fast.
Now I'm getting passed like I'm looking for a parking spot at 80mph.
And to have people tail gate is crazy. Sometimes I'll drop a gear and leave the jerk (the Shelby has lots O giddy up) Then resume cruise. And here they come peddling hard.

The scary part is .... on the track people are driving. Not on the phone, eating etc. I wanna put em in the wall.

I'll get off the soap box now
UserError, Deano Bronc

Rock-n-Roll

Jun 28, 2025

#41652
Seems like the speed limit around here is a suggestion by the way people drive.
I'm no slow poke.
Today I took the Shelby to town. Posted speed 65. I'm driving 10 over , sometimes 15. Just to keep up with traffic. And I'm thinking about the last time I drove the car. On the track, wearing a fire suit, helmet etc. going kinda fast.
Now I'm getting passed like I'm looking for a parking spot at 80mph.
And to have people tail gate is crazy. Sometimes I'll drop a gear and leave the jerk (the Shelby has lots O giddy up) Then resume cruise. And here they come peddling hard.

The scary part is .... on the track people are driving. Not on the phone, eating etc. I wanna put em in the wall.

I'll get off the soap box now

My favorite was a lady eating corn on the cob while driving. Now that's a skill. Hard to drive slow in a Shelby. People drive quick here. Not a lot of police enforcement. Big trucks and young men. Many have a boogie on. Many seem like good drivers but distracted driving and people die. Crazy stuff.
23 Bronco Raptor, code orange belts, keyless, lux, leather trim/suede seats, carbon fibre, shadow black
UserError, Deano Bronc

Rock-n-Roll

Jun 28, 2025

#41653
23 Bronco Raptor, code orange belts, keyless, lux, leather trim/suede seats, carbon fibre, shadow black
UserError, Darrel

Rock-n-Roll

Jun 28, 2025

#41654
This may be Colorado......

23 Bronco Raptor, code orange belts, keyless, lux, leather trim/suede seats, carbon fibre, shadow black
UserError, Deano Bronc

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jun 28, 2025

#41655
My mind won't shut down after the BS day I had yesterday. I'm guessing a nap later will be in play.
Pull up a chair, grab a bowl of your favorite and a cup of mud. Take a moment to be a kid before life gets in the way.
Hug your people, be kind and be a good human....even though you want to not be! Trying to stay positive but these *uc&ers are sure making it hard!
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
UserError, Deano Bronc

DILLIGAF…

Jun 28, 2025

#41656
It’s all a big fucking test. Keep on keepin’ on, you’re gonna ace it!!!
2023 Raptor Azure Gray Metallic, LUX, Blue Leather, Carbon Fiber, Beadlock Capable Wheels, Keyless Entry (REMOVED)
UserError, Deano Bronc

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jun 28, 2025

#41657
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
UserError, Deano Bronc

Rank IV

Jun 28, 2025

#41658
My favorite was a lady eating corn on the cob while driving. Now that's a skill. Hard to drive slow in a Shelby. People drive quick here. Not a lot of police enforcement. Big trucks and young men. Many have a boogie on. Many seem like good drivers but distracted driving and people die. Crazy stuff.

Our company trucks have dash cameras. Caught a driver eating with chop sticks while driving.
UserError, Deano Bronc

Rank V

Jun 28, 2025

#41659
Our company trucks have dash cameras. Caught a driver eating with chop sticks while driving.

Noticed that is was while driving, not crashing. Impressed...
'21 AMB Basesquatch 2 Door. 2.7. 569 days from reservation to delivery
UserError, Deano Bronc

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