Officially Unofficial Build Email Libations Game........

ResidualGenius
Feb 17, 2022

Team F Cancer!!

Feb 17, 2022

Check emails for a build date....drink whatever calms your spirits.
Check Ford's website for progress...Drink soda water
Check BN for others getting build dates...Drink Alka seltzer
Thinking you will get an email today..... Milk of magnesia
Saying "My Dealer Said..." You by a round and chaser!
Thinking this is an "official" thread.......SHOT!!!
Checking that other forum for build emails......Drink castor oil
Checking street cams for haulers with Broncos leaving MAP....Drinks!!
Checking your email to see if yours got released from Ice Mountain Prison...DRINK Ice water.
Ford Delivers Raptors before July 2020 reservation holders have builds.......IV therapy likely required.





and yes there is NO emails going out today or next week, or the week after, or probably the week after
WT HOSS 4dr 2.7 MIC Lux Tow
7/16/20 Res -- 1/22/21, 10/8/21 Order -- 3/24/22 VIN -- 5/9/22, 5/23/22, 5/16/22, 6/6/22, 6/17/22 Build 7/15/22 Delivered
BroncOitis, Roughstock11

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Mar 12, 2024

#28840
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I'll knock you into next week. Or when you bumped your head...That should knock some sense into you.

That should knock some sense into you.

Heard that so many times I can’t count. Today kids are rushed to the ER and go in to concussion protocol. Sometimes I wonder how we ever survived.
‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Mar 12, 2024

#28841
That should knock some sense into you.

Heard that so many times I can’t count. Today kids are rushed to the ER and go in to concussion protocol. Sometimes I wonder how we ever survived.

I died once...and my dad made me get up and walk it off! 😂
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Mar 12, 2024

#28842
Many of times riding in the back seat of a 65 fairlane…. The brakes were locked up by pops and across the seat i would go….. ended up on the dash once or twice….

🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Rank IV

Mar 12, 2024

#28843
Good morning all. I drank the rest of the coffee. I made more, but hurry. I need lots of coffee!
Goodness it feels really early this morning. I miss that hour! 😒

I feel you. Today was brutal with missing the hour’s sleep, unscheduled rush jobs, focused work at the end of the work day… I need libations!!! 😈🥱🥓
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Darrel, BroncOitis

Rank IV

Mar 12, 2024

#28844
Did someone say tires....they are here................


So I am assuming the other vehicle is a a truck? 🤔😅
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Darrel, BroncOitis

Rank IV

Mar 12, 2024

#28845

Mind making sure work is outlawed? Then we can ride our steeds to our heart’s content? 🤪🤩 Please… pretty please… 😎
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Rank IV

Mar 12, 2024

#28846
This could be fun…Dad sayings. When I first started driving we had a ‘76 4-door Ford Granada, half vinyl top (I hear you laughing) with a 302 in it. We lived in the country, wide open roads, and when it was just me and my dad going someplace he’d always say, “Drive the piss out of it boy, just keep her between the ditches!” 🤣

I had to read this twice but I thought it was good advice from father to son no matter how it sounded… 🤣🤣🤣
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Rank IV

Mar 12, 2024

#28847
I’ll give you something to cry about…

One of my mother’s favorite sayings before we got a good whoopin’… 😂😂😂
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Mar 12, 2024

#28848
Did someone say tires....they are here................

I think he's going to need some mods to equip those!
Darrel, BroncOitis

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Mar 12, 2024

#28849
That should knock some sense into you.

Heard that so many times I can’t count. Today kids are rushed to the ER and go in to concussion protocol. Sometimes I wonder how we ever survived.

We rode bikes, skateboards, and skied without helmets! What the hell were we thinking?
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Who's your daddy?

Mar 12, 2024

#28850
Grandmother used to say "You're the limit" and chase you around with a wooden spoon, to which we would reply, "what limit? the speed limit?"
Joined May 29, 2020 Member 546
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Deano Bronc, BroncOitis

Who's your daddy?

Mar 12, 2024

#28851
We rode bikes, skateboards, and skied without helmets! What the hell were we thinking?

Too busy having fun to worry about helmets. Its too late for kids these days, they already have brain damage.
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Sam I Am 1966, Deano Bronc

Rank IV

Mar 12, 2024

#28852
This could be fun…Dad sayings. When I first started driving we had a ‘76 4-door Ford Granada, half vinyl top (I hear you laughing) with a 302 in it. We lived in the country, wide open roads, and when it was just me and my dad going someplace he’d always say, “Drive the piss out of it boy, just keep her between the ditches!” 🤣

After a period of being careless and losing stuff, my dad told me “if your ba*ls could be removed, you’d lose them…” 🤣
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Mar 12, 2024

#28853
I died once...and my dad made me get up and walk it off! 😂

I had extremely long hair in high school. My dad would tell me weekly to go to the barber shop and get an estimate! My brother and I wanted to play hockey. There was no way he was going to drive us to practice at 0dark30, or pay for all the equipment we needed. No hockey for you!😆
Darrel, BroncOitis

Rank IV

Mar 12, 2024

#28854
We rode bikes, skateboards, and skied without helmets! What the hell were we thinking?

Hey, we survived, right… 😂😂😂 T’was Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection in action. 😂
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Mar 12, 2024

#28855
When I came home from basic training, that's all I wanted to do was to go for a ride in my car. I had a 1978 Monte Carlo, it had nice lines to it. I had a nice Blaupunkt stereo in it. Not a bad car. I got in my car and just started to get used to it again, and I looked up at my headliner? It looked like a popcorn ceiling. I went to touch it with my index finger and I poked a hole through it. I got out of the car and went back in the house and asked my father if he painted my headliner? He said that he did, it was discolored so he painted it. Then asked if I liked it! I said, "No, why would anyone do that? Now, I have a hole in my headliner!" Shortly after that, I traded it in for my 1980 Z-28.
Sam I Am 1966, Darrel
Moderator

Life is a Highway

Mar 12, 2024

#28856
We rode bikes, skateboards, and skied without helmets! What the hell were we thinking?
We were thinking aren’t helmets for football and baseball?
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Mar 12, 2024

#28857
Many of times riding in the back seat of a 65 fairlane…. The brakes were locked up by pops and across the seat i would go….. ended up on the dash once or twice….

🐎

When I was a kid, my dad had a Buick stationwagon. On the way to the family house in Maine for the weekends I would be in the way back with the dog, rolling around! When I played Pop Warner football, the coaches would take us to the away games and we would sit in the back of their pick up trucks. Try doing that today!😆
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

Mar 12, 2024

#28858
We actually played outside and met girlfriends in person! 😆
Sam I Am 1966, Darrel
Moderator

Life is a Highway

Mar 12, 2024

#28859
We actually played outside and met girlfriends in person! 😆

Crazy talk!
Deano Bronc, Darrel

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