I ordered on 16 October 2021, and I have not received this email. No email from Ford beyond my initial order confirmation.
That, Mr. Blaylock is par for course around here. Count your blessings, because most of us have come to realize that nothing good ever comes from a Ford email. Now, that may have been misleading, so I’ll clarify……you may get what you think is good news from Ford, but it is almost always balanced with a disproportionate amount of bad news. Here are some examples of “balanced” ford messages over the many, many months:
(I’m paraphrasing a bit since I can’t be bothered with looking up these communications word for word)
Ford: Ford will produce your Bronco in reservation order….depending on trim, region (allocation) and parts availability.
Good news/Bad news: All, anyone initially heard was “reservation order”, but as with all things Ford, the devil is in the details…..allocation and parts availability became the entire ball of wax here. Thousands of day 1 reservations still without a scheduled build. My first 10 minute day one reservation is not yet in my driveway.
Ford: We are giving all reservation holders free sound deadening headliner……..Yay! And we all rejoiced. Ford does love us.
Good news/bad news. Until a short time later when it was revealed if you wanted to get your Bronco built in 2021 you had to switch to a floppy top….so, since you can’t affix a sound deadening headliner to a soft top It was like being promised a free “yesterday”, or “tomorrow”. …..goodbye headliner. Oh, and goodbye 2021 2dr’s since Ford doesn’t even offer a 2dr soft top.
Ford: hold onto your hats ladies and gents, Ford is offering a new capability for the WT in the form of HOSS 3.0!!!! F$&k yeah!!!!
Good news/bad news: Did we mention that if you have a VIN assigned you don’t qualify….and if your VIN currently resides at ICE Mountain, buried in snow, twiddling away it’s hairy Sasquatch digits while waiting 120days for chips, well you don’t qualify either. Oh, and if you have a Reservation, but haven’t been scheduled then you can get the new HOSS system on your WT….F$&k Yeah! except you can’t order it until after the mid year price increase, so the $2515 HOSS price will actually cost you north of $5k once you forfeit your 2 rounds of “Price Protection”. But noobies without a reservation, you’re cool. The line starts here.
Ford: Congratulations Kerry (be careful if the communique ever uses your name) your Bronco is Scheduled with an EDD of 13 Feb….just in time to take your honey out for a Valentine’s Day spin in your Race Red WT
Good news/bad news: We built your Bronco, but ran clean out of chips and will have to hold your Bronco in an ice covered, (vermin infested?) Lot along with several thousand Bronco buddies. So, as soon as we get more chips, we’ll slap them in your Bronco and have it on a train to your dealership lickety split……well, what we meant was, we’ll complete your build after we complete the thousands of Broncos fresh off the line, and those several months into the future first.
This is all true, but mixed with some tongue in cheek harmless venting. I could go on and on, but you get the point.
Sometimes, Mr. Blaylock, the best letter from Ford is the one you don’t receive. Cheers all!