Bronco Memes and Funnies

BostonBadlands

.....and once you have typed it enough to remember it, you must change it.

Rydfree

.....and once you have typed it enough to remember it, you must change it.

To safeguard your account information from yourself, we will send a code to your alternate email address. There, you will take that number (it expires in 60 seconds) and enter it into the message form on your smart phone, which will then validate the devise you are on, after you confirm that with your date of birth, the last four numbers of your social security number divided by π, then confirmed by the secret code (which nobody, anywhere, knows) on your bank card which is in your wallet, except you can't remember where you left that.

It's important to never share the code numbers that were sent to your alternate email address, even though they expired in 60 seconds.

Oh, you have a flip phone? Please refer to the settings in your twelve-page single-space account agreement for special instructions for Boomers for alternate account validation protocols. We recommend that you have a twelve-year-old closeby to explain it to you.

If you still use a landline, you're beyond help. Just die, you old coot.

There's another thread for Dad jokes, Al: "A Corny Joke-off." This is where that belongs. But seeing as you brought up the subject, a little musical on Constant-Teen's legacy:

TK1215

This is just wrong, but funny as all get!

TK1215

BostonBadlands

To safeguard your account information from yourself, we will send a code to your alternate email address. There, you will take that number (it expires in 60 seconds) and enter it into the message form on your smart phone, which will then validate the devise you are on, after you confirm that with your date of birth, the last four numbers of your social security number divided by π, then confirmed by the secret code (which nobody, anywhere, knows) on your bank card which is in your wallet, except you can't remember where you left that.

It's important to never share the code numbers that were sent to your alternate email address, even though they expired in 60 seconds.

Oh, you have a flip phone? Please refer to the settings in your twelve-page single-space account agreement for special instructions for Boomers for alternate account validation protocols. We recommend that you have a twelve-year-old closeby to explain it to you.

If you still use a landline, you're beyond help. Just die, you old coot.

Technology is our friend…it’ll make all of our lives better, easier, and more productive.

EKbrook

Technology is our friend…it’ll make all of our lives better, easier, and more productive.

Phones that spy on you, cars that spy on you, Alexa... nuff said.

Received from my wife. (And apparently Facebook).

BostonBadlands

Way past time ....