Bronco Memes and Funnies

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Sven's secret to survival in West Jellystone:


Please note this proven system does not work with bison in rutting season.

The Arkansas D.O.T found over 320 dead crows on highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from La Corona. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT La Corona!The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout...."Cah"Not a single one could shout...."Bike!"

Happy Father’s Day to all with youngins’

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DO PEOPLE IN ELECTRIC CARS LISTEN TO...AC/DC...OR SOMETHING CURRENT.

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Chief Ron

DO PEOPLE IN ELECTRIC CARS LISTEN TO...AC/DC...OR SOMETHING CURRENT.

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They don't listen classic rock like Deep Purple. I think elevator music is more their scene.

Roughstock11

I don't listen classic rock like Deep Purple. I think elevator music is more their scene.

You won't find a dedicated "Muzak" app or service pre-installed in your Tesla
. However, Muzak, now part of Mood Media, offers services geared towards businesses, not individual consumer

Bummer, Muzak suits them.

PSUTE

I used to think I was a trophy boyfriend because my girlfriend used to say on occasion, "Boy, you're a real prize."

BostonBadlands

Makes me think of O. Henry's classic short story, "The Ransom of Red Chief," where the kidnappers are so foiled by little boy "Red Chief's" shenanigans they not only return the boy, but pay the parents' money to get him off their hands

Man I had completely forgotten about that story.

I must admit I got thoroughly confused after the first bullet point. Adults only….then, adult supervision required! It’s an infinite loop! As Buzz said, “to infinity and beyond”. So I went down the slide, and then had another beer! 🍺. Cheers!! Happy Father’s Day.