Bronco Memes and Funnies

Darrel

I have a Bronco and my husband has a Jeep (of the CJ7 variety). Lol

Real Jeep is real, not a Fiat..

Finally! One with the balloon.

I'll just set this down right here and hope I don't get kicked out.

Friend: "So how did you get your wife to agree to buying a Bronco?"
Me: "I told her we were going out for a free dinner--except there would be a sales pitch for a time-share. 'No way!' she objected, but I told her we were going anyway. She fumed the entire way. But I made sure I stopped at a red light in front of a dealership with a Bronco out front. That caught her eye!
"So to 'cool her down' a little, I suggested we go into the dealership and talk to a salesman. Compared to shelling out $$ for a timeshare, the Bronco made a lot more sense!"

Not a meme, per se, but I still kinda want to make a more professional version of my bumper sticker design with the "In Production" circle sitting endlessly empty.

Also, I randomly stumbled across this video of a slow speed chase involving a Bronco. But the video isn't half as good as the guy's mughshot. (P.S. - Sorry if you're on here, guy).


And here's his mugshot.

nrlucas

Also, I randomly stumbled across this video of a slow speed chase involving a Bronco. But the video isn't half as good as the guy's mughshot. (P.S. - Sorry if you're on here, guy).

And here's his mugshot.

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Judging by his picture, I'd say he has an attitude problem.
I wonder if they added on illegal (on street) equipment (illumination/lights), meaning the roof light he had on. On an incident like this, it's an "add-on" charge, something you can include if you want to hurt the guy, or decide to overlook if, for some reason, you want to ease up.
I've had people who failed to pull over, but neither did they seek to evade or flee. My first suspicion is that they have something they want to hide, so I'll be doing a vehicle search. But sometimes it's idiotically simple? "I was looking for a safe place to pull over." One thing which never worked: "I didn't know you were a real cop."
In Massachusetts, "Failure to submit" can be a mere ticket--or an arrest. Officer's discretion.

nrlucas

Also, I randomly stumbled across this video of a slow speed chase involving a Bronco. But the video isn't half as good as the guy's mughshot. (P.S. - Sorry if you're on here, guy).

Frank?

You know someone's doing this as we speak

Deano Bronc

Frank?

Dean, this will be the funniest reply of all of 2024!! And I just noticed your Barnie Fife of moderators - love that too!

It's the (im)Moderator on the other site who banned me for a month last November.
(I posted a link to a business article, but he/she/"it" considered the referenced site "political," even though its ratings exceed CNN & (p)MSNBC combined.)

BostonBadlands

It's the (im)Moderator on the other site who banned me for a month last November.
(I posted a link to a business article, but he/she/"it" considered the referenced site "political," even though its ratings exceed CNN & (p)MSNBC combined.)

Glad you made your way over to BN!

BostonBadlands

Judging by his picture, I'd say he has an attitude problem.
I wonder if they added on illegal (on street) equipment (illumination/lights), meaning the roof light he had on. On an incident like this, it's an "add-on" charge, something you can include if you want to hurt the guy, or decide to overlook if, for some reason, you want to ease up.
I've had people who failed to pull over, but neither did they seek to evade or flee. My first suspicion is that they have something they want to hide, so I'll be doing a vehicle search. But sometimes it's idiotically simple? "I was looking for a safe place to pull over." One thing which never worked: "I didn't know you were a real cop."
In Massachusetts, "Failure to submit" can be a mere ticket--or an arrest. Officer's discretion.

I’ll bet the roof light caused the stop in the first place…. This DID make me smile this morning…

Darrel

Glad you made your way over to BN!

I'm on both. This is a lover's site. The other is more tech, maintenance, high-end mods and accessories, etc., but they definitely overlap. There, I'm "BostonSasquatch" because some guy registered as "BostonBadlands," then dropped from sight. ("dropped from site?")
But yeah, they're very strict on avoiding politics. One more transgression, and I'm banned for good. ("...for good?") I'm hesitant to even mention inflation, lest it be interpreted as a criticism of the current administration.