Bronco Memes and Funnies

radar3d
Dec 15, 2022

Rank VI

Dec 15, 2022

Didn‘t see a thread for this, thought it was a good idea. I’ll start.
22 | Badlands | Cyber | NonSAS | MIC | 2.7 Auto | Lux | Leather | Tow |
Res: 07/27/2020, Order: 11/04/2021, Sched: 8/8, Re-Sched: 8/15, In-Prod: 8/15, Blend: 8/19, Mods: 8/23, Chip Hold: 9/29, Built: 10/3, Ship: 10/4, Train #: 10/5, Delivered: 10/20.
danamforsyth, BlondieJess2025
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Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Jun 01, 2024

#2640
Yeah, too many bat crap crazy selfish people out there. I don't know how bears react but some wild animals will abandon their young once they have human scent on them.

So if a game warden finds a juvenile bear, does it have to notify its mom before additional interaction?
🤣

🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Sdakotabronco, Darrel

Wherever you go, there you are!

Jun 01, 2024

#2641
So if a game warden finds a juvenile bear, does it have to notify its mom before additional interaction?
🤣

🐎

Notifying the mom would result in an instant mauling by said mama bear. Mama bears lose their minds when you get even remotely close to one of their cubs..

I don't think mama bears give their cubs the boot and send them out on their own until they are like 4-years-old or something like that.

The clowns in that video were lucky the mom was not close as they all would have been mauled non-stop until every last one of them was no longer moving or breathing..
onX Trail Guide & Tread Lightly Member
2023 Badlands 2 door in Hot Pepper Red 🌶️ 🌶️
Darrel, UserError

🇨🇦 Never 51 🇨🇦

Jun 01, 2024

#2642
So if a game warden finds a juvenile bear, does it have to notify its mom before additional interaction?
🤣

🐎
I don't know, I missed that day of orientation. 😆 I have known people who work in animal control and with some animals they use gloves and animal safe organic (sprays?) That neutralize human scent so that the animals will be "accepted" back into the wild. I would imagine Fish and Game folks do too. I don't know the proper handling but as long as Fish and Game does that's all that matters as I enjoy nature with me eyes and I don't touch wildlife.
Supreme Leader of the Wandering but NOT Lost
2022 OBX Cyber Orange Metallic with random acutriments.
Darrel, Chief Ron

Wherever you go, there you are!

Jun 02, 2024

#2643
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onX Trail Guide & Tread Lightly Member
2023 Badlands 2 door in Hot Pepper Red 🌶️ 🌶️
Sdakotabronco, Darrel

Team Jeff!

Jun 02, 2024

#2644
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Sdakotabronco, TK1215

Don’t let the Hard Days Win! TEAM JEFF

Jun 02, 2024

#2645
I had a Big Wheel in the late 60's / early 70's. Does that count or nah?
mere children… making me feel OLD
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
PSUTE, TK1215

Don’t let the Hard Days Win! TEAM JEFF

Jun 02, 2024

#2646
Lol! There are 2 (well 1 with 2 different names) that could stand to go where ever Frank went to.
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Sdakotabronco, PSUTE

Don’t let the Hard Days Win! TEAM JEFF

Jun 02, 2024

#2647
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Sdakotabronco, PSUTE

Don’t let the Hard Days Win! TEAM JEFF

Jun 02, 2024

#2648
Ya know why wimmins have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Do you have to try and piss off half the population, or is it a gift?
Asking for a friend…
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Sdakotabronco, Deano Bronc

Team Jeff!

Jun 02, 2024

#2649
I had a Big Wheel in the late 60's / early 70's. Does that count or nah?

Not too late for another......
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Deano Bronc, TK1215

EDITH!

Jun 02, 2024

#2650
Do you have to try and piss off half the population, or is it a gift?
Asking for a friend…

Wow, tell your friend that I thought only a quarter of the population had no sense of humor.
Btw I don't care what people think, especially those with no sense of humor.
MAGA Make Archie Great Again
Deano Bronc, UserError

you can tune a guitar but can't tune a fish

Jun 02, 2024

#2651
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Sdakotabronco, OrangecrushBronco

Don’t let the Hard Days Win! TEAM JEFF

Jun 02, 2024

#2652
Wow, tell your friend that I thought only a quarter of the population had no sense of humor.
Btw I don't care what people think, especially those with no sense of humor.
Uh huh
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

🐎Leader - Team Jeff 🐎

Jun 02, 2024

#2653
I had a Big Wheel in the late 60's / early 70's. Does that count or nah?

My husband I were a little too old for big wheels. But we always wished they had them in adult sizes.
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
UserError, Sven

Wherever you go, there you are!

Jun 02, 2024

#2654
My husband I were a little too old for big wheels. But we always wished they had them in adult sizes.

Blasphemy! You are never too old for a Big Wheel. 😂 😎 ✌
onX Trail Guide & Tread Lightly Member
2023 Badlands 2 door in Hot Pepper Red 🌶️ 🌶️
Sdakotabronco, Deano Bronc
Moderator

Life is a Highway

Jun 02, 2024

#2655
Sdakotabronco, Deano Bronc

Wherever you go, there you are!

Jun 02, 2024

#2656
Not too late for another......

The greatest toy 'vehicle' ever made! I have some great memories of tearing through the neighborhood on that thing.😍 💪
onX Trail Guide & Tread Lightly Member
2023 Badlands 2 door in Hot Pepper Red 🌶️ 🌶️
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Team Jeff!

Jun 02, 2024

#2657
mere children… making me feel OLD

Sorry AL..some of us forget all you had for toys were sticks and stones! 😜 (ducking as I leave)
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Darrel, Sdakotabronco

Team Jeff!

Jun 02, 2024

#2658
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Darrel, Sdakotabronco

Wherever you go, there you are!

Jun 02, 2024

#2659
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Baby Boomers and Gen X.. Our parents kicked us out of the house after breakfast and didn't know if we were alive or dead until we came home for dinner.. It was literally Lord of the Flies out there..
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2023 Badlands 2 door in Hot Pepper Red 🌶️ 🌶️
Darrel, Sdakotabronco

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