A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!

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Jan 20, 2026

#560

Unicorn
If that is true I would suggest the pig lost the fight before it began.... Just sayin....

So the farm animals were trying to figure out what to make for the farmer's breakfast.
"How about bacon and eggs?" suggested the chicken.
"I figured you'd say that," said the pig. "It's a minor cost for you, but for me, it's total commitment."

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Jan 20, 2026

#561

BostonBadlands
So the farm animals were trying to figure out what to make for the farmer's breakfast.
"How about bacon and eggs?" suggested the chicken.
"I figured you'd say that," said the pig. "It's a minor cost for you, but for me, it's total commitment."

Actually the bacon is a fairly small slice. Now sausage is a TOTAL commitment.

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Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Jan 21, 2026

#562

Sam I Am 1966

Actually the bacon is a fairly small slice. Now sausage is a TOTAL commitment.

Ham & eggs?

Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Jan 22, 2026

#563

The pig humor reminds me of another joke we enjoyed while working for our Uncle Sam. Remember, it's not just a job, it's also $1.35 an hour!

What do you get if you cross a pig with an F4 pilot?

Absolutely nothing.

There are some things even a pig won't do.

Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Jan 27, 2026

#564

How do you catch an entire school of fish?
With bookworms!

Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

Wed at 1:18 am

#565

Go on Google Translate an type in "a seal pushed me" and translate it into French hit the speaker. Welcome back to Jr. High.

Deano Bronc, Sam I Am 1966

Wed at 3:00 am

#566

Earlier today a cop pulled me over. When he looked at my license he said: it says here you need glasses why are you not wearing glasses.
I said that’s because I have contacts…
He said I don’t care who you know…

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Wed at 3:01 pm

#567

Jakob1972
Earlier today a cop pulled me over. When he looked at my license he said: it says here you need glasses why are you not wearing glasses.
I said that’s because I have contacts…
He said I don’t care who you know…

"He said I don’t care who you know…"
"So you're a traffic cop. Well, I'm a grammar cop! And it's whom you know, not 'who' you know, got it?"

Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Today at 3:49 pm

#568

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