One day in west Texas, a cowboy rode up on his horse to a sheep ranch. The rancher was sitting on his front porch and watched as the cowboy dismounted, tipped his hat then looked at the ranchers dog. The cowboy says to the dog "how ya doin' there little guy?". Not anything out of the ordinary until the rancher's dog answers back, "well, ruff, thanks for asking - I'm doing just fine. My owner takes good care of me and makes sure I always have lots to eat". The rancher looked stunned and tipped back on his rocking chair, staring at the cowboy in disbelief! The cowboy then turned his attention to the ranchers horse. He says to the horse, "how you doin' there pardner?" The horse came walking up to fence and while the cowboy was patting his snout, the horse says "thanks for asking! I'm doing GREAT - my owner always keeps me shoed and makes sure I have plenty of fresh oats to munch on!" The rancher now just about fell out of his chair and started swearing he was finally gonna give up the drinking for good! The cowboy now set his gaze on the largest of the sheep that were heading for the corral fence. The rancher leapt out of his chair and jumped off the porch running towards the cowboy screamin' "Them sheep are liars - you can't believe a single word that comes out of their mouths...they're dirty LIARS I tell ya!".
2024 Bronco Raptor, Azure Gray Metallic Tri-Coat - Haulin' ass and suckin' gas in Easton PA.
