A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!

Roughstock11, Darrel

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May 27, 2024

#200

How do you make a hormoan?

Don't pay her.

MAGA Make Archie Great Again

Unicorn, PSUTE

May 27, 2024

#201

I asked one of the young guys at work today if he listened to Pink Floyd?
He said I didn't know that was her last name.

Rydfree, Darrel

May 28, 2024

#202

FatbikerJo Bronco
I asked one of the young guys at work today if he listened to Pink Floyd?
He said I didn't know that was her last name.

THAT is funny!

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Darrel, Chief Ron

May 29, 2024

#203

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

Sam I Am 1966, Unicorn

May 29, 2024

#204

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

🐎

2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Wood J, Deano Bronc

May 29, 2024

#205

🐎

2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie

Wood J, Rydfree

May 29, 2024

#206

Chief Ron

🐎Don't drink the punch!

Deano Bronc, Chief Ron

May 30, 2024

#207

Chief Ron

🐎

Ahhh Jim Jones…All the San Francisco power brokers had ties to that guy

Chief Ron, Unicorn

May 30, 2024

#208

A blonde takes a job at a start-up company, and as part of her compensation she receives stock options. The company goes public, and suddenly she has a LOT of money, so she decides to treat herself and buy a car.

She finds an Austin-Healey sitting in the showroom of a dealership and buys it right then and there. As she's driving home, the car begins misfiring and losing power, and eventually it stalls. She coasts to the side of the road, raises the bonnet, and waits for assistance.

A guy in a pickup truck stops. "Nice car," he says. "What's wrong with it?"

"I don't know," she says. "I just bought it today, and it died on me."

"Let me see what I can do," he says. He begins tinkering under the hood. After a few minutes, he tells her to try starting it.
It immediately fires up and settles into a perfectly smooth idle.

"Thank you so much!" she says. "What do I owe you?"

"Don't worry about it," he says.

"So what was the problem?" she asks?

He replies, "It was nothing. Just crap in the carburetor."

"Oh," she says. "How often do I need to do that?"

Bluestreak57, TK1215

May 31, 2024

#209

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

PSUTE, Bluestreak57

Jun 03, 2024

#210

What kind of doctor is DR Pepper?

A Fizzician!

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!

PSUTE, Chief Ron

Jun 03, 2024

#211

Here's a great PSA.

Don't buy anything with Velcro.
It's a rip-off.

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

PSUTE, Wood J

Jun 12, 2024

#212

2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.

Chief Ron, Unicorn

Jun 12, 2024

#213

Foxtrot Bravo
How do you make a hormoan?

Don't pay her.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Chief Ron, Unicorn

Jun 14, 2024

#214

What did the horse say when he tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and can’t giddy-up!

‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!

PSUTE, Unicorn

Jun 14, 2024

#215

Sam I Am 1966
What did the horse say when he tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and can’t giddy-up!

Maybe we should start a thread for Dad jokes!
😜

PSUTE, Deano Bronc

Jun 15, 2024

#216

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

‘23 Hot Pepper Red Wildtrak 2.7L-V6 4 dr. MIC Sas Lux and Lovin’ it!!

Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Jun 15, 2024

#217

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Deano Bronc, Sam I Am 1966

Jun 15, 2024

#218

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Deano Bronc, Sven

Jun 15, 2024

#219

It’s not Midwestt crazy, but pretty unusual for us here in the pnw
https://share.icloud.com/photos/0feVXMPwZf_E6WESR5Opvp5cQ

Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23

Sven, Unicorn

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