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A Corny Joke Off!!

MIGeezer
Dec 06, 2023

Rank V

Dec 06, 2023

I'm suggesting we have a corny joke contest. All jokes have to be corny, kinda like the last two I posted. No bad stuff PERIOD!! The site moderators will be the judges. Judges decision are final. We set a time frame to get your jokes submitted. The decisions are made, and there will be 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes.

They can be something inexpensive. Maybe a key Jeep chain that says 1st edition Bronco Corny Joke Off Winner, etc.

Feed back NOT WELCOME!!
Roughstock11, Darrel

Rank V

Apr 19, 2024

#180
My wife just asked me if I saw the cat's bowl?

I asked her how do they get their little paw fingers in the bowling ball holes?
She was not amused.
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

May 02, 2024

#181
NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it the Apollo G.
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Bluestreak57, Deano Bronc

EDITH!

May 03, 2024

#182
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to show the possum it could be done.
MAGA Make Archie Great Again
Unicorn, Chief Ron

Rank V

May 03, 2024

#183
How do you make an eggroll?


Give it a little push.
Deano Bronc, Gyoja

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

May 03, 2024

#184
FatbikerJo Bronco
How do you make an eggroll?


Give it a little push.

NOW.....we are getting somewhere!
Os should I say....EGGsellent!
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Deano Bronc, FatbikerJo Bronco

EDITH!

May 04, 2024

#185
Egg jokes crack me up.
MAGA Make Archie Great Again
Deano Bronc, Sven

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

May 04, 2024

#186
Foxtrot Bravo
Egg jokes crack me up.

Eggactly!!’ They are good for some yokes.

🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, Unicorn

Don't Follow Me ,I'm about to do something Stupid

May 04, 2024

#187
Foxtrot Bravo
Egg jokes crack me up.

Why do so many things taste like chicken except eggs ?
2Dr Badlands - MIC - Area51 - 2.7 Auto - MGV - Headliner - High Pkg
Reserved 7/20/20 Delivered 5/6/23
"Ford said, hey we're gonna fulfill all reservations and pre-orders before we build stock units."
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

May 04, 2024

#188
Rydfree
Why do so many things taste like chicken except eggs ?

At least a dozen reasons why. All this is scrambling my head.

🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Darrel, Deano Bronc
Moderator

Defeated by Mickey’s Hot Tub

May 04, 2024

#189
What do you call a dog that doesn’t bark?





A hush puppy.
2021 Badlands, 4 door, 2.7L, Auto, LUX, SAS, Tow Package, MIC, Velocity Blue.
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Rank V

May 06, 2024

#190
Did you guys know that the first astronauts that were trained for the moon landing were women?


Then they realized you can't make sandwiches in space.
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

May 09, 2024

#191
It feels like a Knock knock joke gone wrong......

21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Darrel, Gyoja

EDITH!

May 09, 2024

#192
Sven
It feels like a Knock knock joke gone wrong......


GF said now you know how I feel
MAGA Make Archie Great Again
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Home, home on the range

May 10, 2024

#193
What do you get if you win the Lottery??

A lot of friends and family you never knew or wanted.
2022 Bronco Black Diamond 2dr 2.3L manual Hot Pepper Red. Reserved 8/7/20. Ordered 1/23/21. Reordered 10/08/21. Scheduled week of January 24th 2022, delivered 2/24/2022
Deano Bronc, Bluestreak57

🐎Miss my Bronco Buddy🐎

May 14, 2024

#194
A women went to the bank and had her 8 year old son with her. She had to show the teller ID.
Her son looked at her driver's license and laughed. He said "Mom, you were so bad at sex that they gave you an F"
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
BostonBadlands, Deano Bronc

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May 14, 2024

#195
BIGAMIST

A thick Italian fog!
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
OrangecrushBronco, Darrel

EDITH!

May 14, 2024

#196
Sdakotabronco
What do you get if you win the Lottery??

A lot of friends and family you never knew or wanted.

Already have that.
MAGA Make Archie Great Again
OrangecrushBronco, Deano Bronc

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

May 15, 2024

#197
SIX WITHOUT S IS NINE!
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Darrel, Roughstock11

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

May 16, 2024

#198
If you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat... because it is cap-sized.

🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Darrel, Bluestreak57

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

May 26, 2024

#199
Which king loved to do fractions? Henry the 8th.
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
Darrel, Bluestreak57

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