A few years ago, a guy (I live in a student neighborhood) had a Jeep parked at a regular spot in my neighborhood. It had a rear tire cover, "Don't Follow Me--You Won't Make It."
I saw him outside it, once. I pulled my Badlands Sasquatch (which is definitely an off-road rig) and we chatted. I asked him, "So where do you go off-roading. Know any good backroads or trails?" (Since we're in New England, those are not in great abundance.)
"Oh, I don't do that," he admitted.
I just might have asked if I could have his tire cover, but I don't think it would fit my spare.
