Bronco Nation

Can't Solve Murders

MIGeezer
Jul 05, 2025

Rank V

Yesterday at 1:52 am

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder.

1. The DNA all match
2. There is no dental
DragoBiscuit, Deano Bronc

Certified Un-Influencer

Yesterday at 6:39 am

#1
Can't find the cartoon, but it showed two detectives,* packing shoulder holsters, cigarettes in the ashtray, coffee cups, the little lamp over the wooden table grilling the suspect. There are a few pieces of paper on the table, plus a pen. One says, "After you sign your confession, we'd appreciate your answering a brief questionnaire about the quality of your interrogation and how we might improve. We're hoping for five stars."

*I think one had a name tag reading, "Hello! My Name Is @Wolf "
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Yesterday at 2:47 pm

#2
MIGeezer
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder.

1. The DNA all match
2. There is no dental

Sometimes the gene pool is just too deep and one must swim in the gene puddle.

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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Gladesmen

Yesterday at 5:35 pm

#3
My family tree looks like a palm tree… goes strait up and has a bunch of nuts at the top.
Bronco Nation 1100. Everglades, Desert Sand
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DragoBiscuit, Sven

Tough times makes tough people 🔨

Yesterday at 5:57 pm

#4
Jakob1972
My family tree looks like a palm tree… goes strait up and has a bunch of nuts at the top.

At least the nuts in ur family made it to the top…. 🙄 not here.
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2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Bluestreak57, DragoBiscuit

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