I'd love to reserve a table and never let him eat.
Ya let him order then you ignore him for a loooong time, and then start saying things like sorry we’ve ru. Out of that, and he needs to re order, to maybe something simpler.
you keep telling him it’s coming in 4 minutes, then 10 minutes, and so on.
You offer him some complimentary peanuts in a commemorative bowl.
Then You leave his order sitting under the warning light for a while… tell him the kitchens looking for some parsley to garnish his order and that there’s a world wide parsley shortage
Then when he orders a drink you tell him sorry you have to start your order all over again, and prices may have gone up since he ordered the soup du jour
You can keep this going for about ohhhh….. 2 hours or so.
2Dr Badlands, manual, 322A, Iconic Silver, baby seal leather seat covers, reserved 2-24-22, stickered/blend date 9/30/22