Here we go again.
Dear Young Whipper Snappers,
This is why God made wives and kids. Get them an old Windex bottle full of antifreeze window cleaner. When this happens stop and have them jump out spray with cleaner, wipe with rag, zippo...bang O, clean as can be. You can reward them with kind words, like... at ta girl, see women can do things that men can. Give the kids a few extra minutes on the phone or video games. Works like a champ. You are warm and dry, lights are clean, everyone is safe. My 2¢.