Any idea what this strange white substance is on my Bronco?

Bschurr
Jan 07, 2024

No Ragerts

Jan 07, 2024

I woke up this morning to find my beloved Bronco coved in this mysterious white substance…

I think a huge pterodactyl may have dropped a deuce on my rig or perhaps an airplane transporting a few tons of Columbia’s finest lost its cargo.

What are your thoughts?

- 2023 Raptor / Shadow Black / MGV (DOB 8/30/23)
- 2023 Heritage Limited Edition / Robin’s Egg Blue / 4dr / (stolen from my dealer 11/15/23)
MWNew, Deano Bronc

🐎Miss my Bronco Buddy🐎

Jan 07, 2024

#1
It's just snow. Your Bronco will love it!
Hi y'all, Lauri here and I am the proud owner of a MY21 Badlands, SAS, 2.7 auto, 4 door, soft top, Cactus Gray, no reservation, ordered 9/11/21, Took delivery 1/8/22!
Chief Ron, Bschurr

Game on mofos! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jan 07, 2024

#2
I woke up this morning to find my beloved Bronco coved in this mysterious white substance…

I think a huge pterodactyl may have dropped a deuce on my rig or perhaps an airplane transporting a few tons of Columbia’s finest lost its cargo.

What are your thoughts?


Looks like global warming to me.....not sure though!
Grip it and rip it.....Enjoy!
21 Badlands, 2 dr, four banger, slushbox, SAS. PERFECT!
PSUTE, Chief Ron

Rank V

Jan 07, 2024

#3
I shipped all that white stuff from Canada.
Stryf, Darrel

No Ragerts

Jan 07, 2024

#4
It's just snow. Your Bronco will love it!

I am gonna get out there & enjoy…
Looks like global warming to me.....not sure though!
Grip it and rip it.....Enjoy!

Global Warming?!? You mean climate change? 😂
I shipped all that white stuff from Canada.

Thanks for the care package, eh!

Please send more - we haven’t had a real snow event in lower NY state (Hudson Valley) in over a year!
- 2023 Raptor / Shadow Black / MGV (DOB 8/30/23)
- 2023 Heritage Limited Edition / Robin’s Egg Blue / 4dr / (stolen from my dealer 11/15/23)
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Rank 0

Jan 07, 2024

#5
This wouldn’t have happened if Bschurr bought an EV instead.😢
Deano Bronc, Darrel
Moderator

Life is a Highway

Jan 07, 2024

#6
You should ask Tony Montana!
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Rank III

Jan 07, 2024

#7
Never see that in Texas, what is it? I am leaning towards cocaine also. Think Cocaine Bear... 😄
Deano Bronc, Darrel

Rank 0

Jan 07, 2024

#8
It will all be gone tomorrow. Nothing to worry about!
2023 EG 4-door Badlands SAS, 2.7, High Package w/ soft top
MWNew, Bschurr

Who's your daddy?

Jan 07, 2024

#9
Its ash from coal powered airliners....

Was just talking about a big storm in 92 where anyone with a plow or loader/backhoe were making money hand over fist.Although some were gouging people on snow removal prices. Some joker charged my buddies shop 180 bucks to clean out the loading dock bay. Took no more than 5 minutes. I told him to put a stop payment on the check because the snow would melt and there would be no evidence.😄
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Deano Bronc, Glade Runner

Rank IV

Jan 08, 2024

#10
I'm NO fan of snow...
However, can't wait to SPIN my B around in the snow . All the B's that are coming up on my IG feed are having TONS of fun in it.

Enjoyyyyy that B in the snow!!!
TK1215, Bschurr

Rank 0

Jan 10, 2024

#11
Was Hunter Biden around ?😗
the poacher, taylormade1802

Rank V

Jan 10, 2024

#12
I say push your face into it and see what it is

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Deano Bronc, Bschurr

Certified Un-Influencer

Jan 10, 2024

#13
Was Hunter Biden around ?😗

Hunter Biden! came immediately to my mind, you beat me to it. So I offer this for some black-comic perspective:


I rarely give money to people with cardboard signs at intersections, but one guy had written "Need money for beer and hookers," so I gave him a buck.
the poacher, Deano Bronc

MN_Warthog

Jan 10, 2024

#14
2024 Ford Bronco Raptor - Shelter Green - Order Confirmed 9/21/2023, Scheduled 1/29/2024, In Production 2/2/2024, Built 2/23/204, Shipped 2/25/2024, Delivered 3/12/204.
the poacher

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