The Bronco Burger

SlashRacer

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My wife and I go out to dinner every once in a while to a place in Plainwell, MI called the Old Mill. My favorite to order there is the Bronco Burger. Who doesn't enjoy a GOOD burger?!?!

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The Bronco Burger comes with chips, but you can order fries for an extra cost. Kind of like ordering a 4 door bronco that comes with a soft top and adding a MIC top.

We placed the order, and a couple of minutes later the waitress comes back and tells us they are having issues with the fryer and its going to take longer, but if we want chips, we can get it faster. We tell her we will wait for the fries. Sounds like we have hard top issues.

She comes back a minute later and tells us the person who preps the toppings didn't come in and they are running short on lettuce and tomatoes. She asked if we would be OK without lettuce and tomatoes. Again, we tell here we will wait and get it the way we want. Now we have part constraints.

Finally, the burger gets delivered and we didn't have to settle for something we didn't really want. The burger and fries are just the way I ordered them and everything was delicious!!! Someday we will have our bronco and it will be just the way we ordered it!

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TK1215

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My wife and I go out to dinner every once in a while to a place in Plainwell, MI called the Old Mill. My favorite to order there is the Bronco Burger. Who doesn't enjoy a GOOD burger?!?!

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The Bronco Burger comes with chips, but you can order fries for an extra cost. Kind of like ordering a 4 door bronco that comes with a soft top and adding a MIC top.

We placed the order, and a couple of minutes later the waitress comes back and tells us they are having issues with the fryer and its going to take longer, but if we want chips, we can get it faster. We tell her we will wait for the fries. Sounds like we have hard top issues.

She comes back a minute later and tells us the person who preps the toppings didn't come in and they are running short on lettuce and tomatoes. She asked if we would be OK without lettuce and tomatoes. Again, we tell here we will wait and get it the way we want. Now we have part constraints.

Finally, the burger gets delivered and we didn't have to settle for something we didn't really want. The burger and fries are just the way I ordered them and everything was delicious!!! Someday we will have our bronco and it will be just the way we ordered it!

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Here in the SF Bay Area That burger and fries would cost you $20-$25. Steep ADM!
 

ResidualGenius

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My wife and I go out to dinner every once in a while to a place in Plainwell, MI called the Old Mill. My favorite to order there is the Bronco Burger. Who doesn't enjoy a GOOD burger?!?!


The Bronco Burger comes with chips, but you can order fries for an extra cost. Kind of like ordering a 4 door bronco that comes with a soft top and adding a MIC top.

We placed the order, and a couple of minutes later the waitress comes back and tells us they are having issues with the fryer and its going to take longer, but if we want chips, we can get it faster. We tell her we will wait for the fries. Sounds like we have hard top issues.

She comes back a minute later and tells us the person who preps the toppings didn't come in and they are running short on lettuce and tomatoes. She asked if we would be OK without lettuce and tomatoes. Again, we tell here we will wait and get it the way we want. Now we have part constraints.

Finally, the burger gets delivered and we didn't have to settle for something we didn't really want. The burger and fries are just the way I ordered them and everything was delicious!!! Someday we will have our bronco and it will be just the way we ordered it!
Got a place here called Brooklyn's right across from Mile Stadium that has a Broncos burger as well! Even though its for a team, I'm saying its for the truck LOL
 

Jakob1972

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My wife and I go out to dinner every once in a while to a place in Plainwell, MI called the Old Mill. My favorite to order there is the Bronco Burger. Who doesn't enjoy a GOOD burger?!?!

View attachment 22489

The Bronco Burger comes with chips, but you can order fries for an extra cost. Kind of like ordering a 4 door bronco that comes with a soft top and adding a MIC top.

We placed the order, and a couple of minutes later the waitress comes back and tells us they are having issues with the fryer and its going to take longer, but if we want chips, we can get it faster. We tell her we will wait for the fries. Sounds like we have hard top issues.

She comes back a minute later and tells us the person who preps the toppings didn't come in and they are running short on lettuce and tomatoes. She asked if we would be OK without lettuce and tomatoes. Again, we tell here we will wait and get it the way we want. Now we have part constraints.

Finally, the burger gets delivered and we didn't have to settle for something we didn't really want. The burger and fries are just the way I ordered them and everything was delicious!!! Someday we will have our bronco and it will be just the way we ordered it!

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So is the Bacon the 2.7 and no bacon the 2.3? :ROFLMAO:
 

Calgecko

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Me, walks in and asks about a Bronco burger, and I saw the advertisement offering 10% off for people who qualify.. luckily, I qualify, here's my proof!

them:
Sure, we'll gladly honor that discount!
Oh, the menu up there - we know it's not entirely accurate or complete, and is very confusing. But you can't deviate from the ridiculous options we have on there.
Also, sorry, but if you want a bun with that, we're going to serve it with a moldy bun, which you can exchange later next week for a fresh one if you'd like
we have had more people order this burger than we expected, so the wait will be about 4 hours - but it's worth it, hang in there! We'll get our rockstar cooks working on yours as quickly as possible!

Me - well, ok.. yeah, I'll take one - it still sounds great!

them:
Ok great! oh, and sorry about the discount - I know we told you we'd honor it, but we changed our minds - you have to pay full price.

Me:
well, that sucks, but ok, I guess.. this better be a really good burger

Them - trust us, it is!

Me - waiting for a couple hours, notices other people who come in and order and get their burger almost immediately..
Hey - how come I've been waiting for hours, and these other people are getting theirs first?

Them:
Oh, that's just how we do it. If you want to delete the relish, ketchup, fries and bun from your order, you might get it quicker. Also, if you change it to a veggie burger, it'll probably get done faster

Me:
I don't want a veggie burger. Also, what kind of fool orders a burger without a bun? haven't you got the fresh buns in stock yet?

Them:
Well, we do, but we have a bunch of orders with moldy buns that we set aside because we didn't want people to get sick, so we're swapping out the moldy buns for the fresh buns for them, then we might eventually get to yours

Me -
is there any way to know how long mine might take?

Them -
sorry, we use a completely arbitrary formula and process ... but please, continue to hang in there! Look - here's a free straw to show our appreciation!