No News

EBG
Mar 06, 2022

Rank V

Mar 06, 2022

Ford said "Put in your reservation and your order right away,
we'll be sure to get your Bronco built without delay"
we haven’t heard a word from them a couple years' gone by
we’ve pleaded and we’ve waited but they've left us high and dry
oooo, no news

Along the way we've learned about bad tops they can't seem to build,
they can't ship them so they stick 'em
way out on some big dirt hill
some of us get build dates that always seem to change
the rest of us are getting pretty tired of this game
ooooo, no news

They could telephone, tell us when,
tell a lie about where they've been
send an email, send a fax,
write it on a Post-it pad
we'd prefer a bad excuse
to no news

Ford's been a little vague as to their whereabouts,
the dealer says he's certain our Bronco's headed south
we still want to get the Broncos that we love
our level of anxiety is just a product of
ooooo, no news

It missed the truck, missed the train, surely this can be explained
lost the order due to hackers
it's more likely they're just slackers
why can't they keep us in the loop
their communication is just a bunch of...poop
FBI, CIA, if they've seen it, they ain't sayin'
still NO NEWS....

WyoBronc, Rootdog
Moderator

Life is a Highway

Mar 06, 2022

#1
Ford said "Put in your reservation and your order right away,
we'll be sure to get your Bronco built without delay"
since then a couple years' gone by without a word from them
and they've let us high and dry
oooo, no news

Since then we've learned about bad tops and other parts
they can't seem to build,
they can't ship them so they stick 'em
way out on some big dirt hill

They could telephone, tell us when,
tell a lie about where they've been
send an email, send a fax,
write it on a Post-it pad
we'd prefer a bad excuse
to no news

Ford's been a little vague as to their whereabouts,
the dealer says he's certain our Bronco's headed south
we still want to get the Broncos that we love
our level of anxiety is just a product of
ooooo, no news

It missed the truck, missed the train, surely this can be explained
lost the order due to hackers
it's more likely they're just slackers
why can't they keep us in the loop
their communication is just a bunch of...poop
FBI, CIA, if they've seen it, they ain't sayin'
still NO NEWS....
Ahhhhh Tupac, the lyrical poet. How I miss him

Rank VI

Mar 06, 2022

#2
Word!
Wildtrak, hot pepper red, mic, Lux, tow...Totally worth it!!

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