The New Hampshire solution when a heated steering wheel is too expensive! No heated seats? Flannel lined jeans!
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Gloves and the dash vents are aimed at my hands. I can see heated grips and thumb warmer on a snowmobile, but inside a heated car? Even a heated seat is only going to be one a few minutes.
An explanation of New England weather
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
40 above zero: Italian and English cars won’t start. People in New England drive with their windows down.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake’s water gets thicker.
20 above zero: NYers don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. New Englanders close the window.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in New England get out their winter coats.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can’t start the “kah.”
460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England say, “Cold ‘nuf for ya?”
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win World Series.
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