Officially Unofficial Build Email Libations Game........NSFW??

ResidualGenius
Feb 17, 2022

Libations MOD

Feb 17, 2022

Check emails for a build date....drink whatever calms your spirits.
Check Ford's website for progress...Drink soda water
Check BN for others getting build dates...Drink Alka seltzer
Thinking you will get an email today..... Milk of magnesia
Saying "My Dealer Said..." You by a round and chaser!
Thinking this is an "official" thread.......SHOT!!!
Checking that other forum for build emails......Drink castor oil
Checking street cams for haulers with Broncos leaving MAP....Drinks!!
Checking your email to see if yours got released from Ice Mountain Prison...DRINK Ice water.
Ford Delivers Raptors before July 2020 reservation holders have builds.......IV therapy likely required.





and yes there is NO emails going out today or next week, or the week after, or probably the week after
WT HOSS 4dr 2.7 MIC Lux Tow
7/16/20 Res -- 1/22/21, 10/8/21 Order -- 3/24/22 VIN -- 5/9/22, 5/23/22, 5/16/22, 6/6/22, 6/17/22 Build 7/15/22 Delivered
Storm Factor - Never Stop Chasing! BrawnCo.Club 501c3 Pending
Kenneth, SAVEUP

Beers, Broncos, and Battlestar Galactica

Jan 28, 2023

#12060
OUCH! @Sdakotabronco. I'm sorry to hear that. I cringed when I saw that pic, but hopefully, the damage is confined to the bumper. 😔

I just added this post to my PPF thread in regard to garage/stable childproofing. I'm a spaz and thought I'd crack my door against the wall at some point.

Door/Wall Protection
2023 Ford Bronco Badlands Sasquatch • 2-Door • Velocity Blue • 2.7L V6 • 10-Speed • Lux • Various Mods...
"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future." - SENECA
Laura, BroncOitis

Home, home on the range

Jan 28, 2023

#12061
OUCH! @Sdakotabronco. I'm sorry to hear that. I cringed when I saw that pic, but hopefully, the damage is confined to the bumper. 😔

I just added this post to my PPF thread in regard to garage/stable childproofing. I'm a spaz and thought I'd crack my door against the wall at some point.

Door/Wall Protection
It looks like it was the bumper and a scrape on the rear flare (just the edge). I'll take the bumper off tomorrow and see if anything underneath is damaged. I really didn't think I was that close.
2022 Bronco Black Diamond 2dr 2.3L manual Hot Pepper Red. Reserved 8/7/20. Ordered 1/23/21. Reordered 10/08/21. Scheduled week of January 24th 2022, delivered 2/24/2022
Deano Bronc, BroncOitis

Beers, Broncos, and Battlestar Galactica

Jan 28, 2023

#12062
It looks like it was the bumper and a scrape on the rear flare (just the edge). I'll take the bumper off tomorrow and see if anything underneath is damaged. I really didn't think I was that close.

It's safe to say that something like this has happened to most of us over the years. I'm crossing my fingers you don't find any hidden damage.
2023 Ford Bronco Badlands Sasquatch • 2-Door • Velocity Blue • 2.7L V6 • 10-Speed • Lux • Various Mods...
"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future." - SENECA
Laura, Darrel

🐘🐘 RTR 🐘🐘

Jan 28, 2023

#12063
This thing is quick. I find myself driving it faster than any other vehicle that I can remember. Probably not a good thing. I passed my first Jeep today and pulled in front of it and was like...yeah, we are here! 😂
I am so glad you are enjoying your new Bronco!! Yes they are speedy! I love the power that mine has! No problem getting to where I want to be on the road. Sometimes I look down and I am doing over 90!!! In my defense, the highway I drive, anything under 85 you are going slow! Oh and our speed limit is 70😉 this is also probably why I only get 15.6 mpg!! But it’s fun!
Laura, BroncoFred

🗻🏔️🏜️38°33'14.1"N 109°32'04.7"W🏜️🏔️🗻

Jan 28, 2023

#12064
Good Morning Everyone, Rise and Shine!
Coffee and Cinnamon Strudel for Breakfast….
What a Wonderful day yesterday, Congratulations to this Thread hitting 12,000 posts, but most of all Congratulations to @Wolf and @Mal for their “Machine of a Dream” and it’s such a “Clean Machine” they both have to feel over the moon 🌙 for their Bronco’s finally making it home after their long journey through the whole process of the Birth of their Bronco’s.
If you listen close you can almost hear the “Pistons-a-Pumpin’ ” as they get ready to make their Dreams become reality.
Here’s another hit that I found on this Jukebox, let me drop this “Quarter” 😉 in……… “there we go” if you listen carefully you will notice that Freddy (Not Frankie) is not saying “I’m in Love with my Car” he is actually saying “ I’m in Love with my Bronco.”
Just listen close and you might hear it! 😉
This is for Anyone that got a Bronco and Love it!
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
Mal, Laura

🗻🏔️🏜️38°33'14.1"N 109°32'04.7"W🏜️🏔️🗻

Jan 28, 2023

#12065
I am so glad you are enjoying your new Bronco!! Yes they are speedy! I love the power that mine has! No problem getting to where I want to be on the road. Sometimes I look down and I am doing over 90!!! In my defense, the highway I drive, anything under 85 you are going slow! Oh and our speed limit is 70😉 this is also probably why I only get 15.6 mpg!! But it’s fun!
Looks like you, Mike and I are the Early Birds of Michigan!
Nothing wrong with that, it just means that we have to work, otherwise if I was retired, you wouldn’t see my a$$ until 8:00 or 9:00 LOL
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
Laura, 14U

🐘🐘 RTR 🐘🐘

Jan 28, 2023

#12066
Looks like you, Mike and I are the Early Birds of Michigan!
Nothing wrong with that, it just means that we have to work, otherwise if I was retired, you wouldn’t see my a$$ until 8:00 or 9:00 LOL
I fortunately do not have to work today but did wake early because I couldn’t sleep! It’s gonna be a long day for me!! I hope you have a productive day at work!! I will be traveling so you won’t hear much from me 🤣🤣 what a relief for all of you!!! 🤪 unless my flight gets delayed! Which is a possibility since @Sven sent us snow and ice overnight!!
Laura, Deano Bronc

Fashionably late to the PARTY

Jan 28, 2023

#12067
I fortunately do not have to work today but did wake early because I couldn’t sleep! It’s gonna be a long day for me!! I hope you have a productive day at work!! I will be traveling so you won’t hear much from me 🤣🤣 what a relief for all of you!!! 🤪 unless my flight gets delayed! Which is a possibility since @Sven sent us snow and ice overnight!!

Your welcome.....but I'm not responsible for the ice! hee hee have a safe trip
2 Dr BL MGV High 2.3 Auto SAS MIC Tow....
7/13/20 res 1/21/21 order
Got my VIN 9/30.....Build week 11/15 Delivered 1/14/22
PSUTE, BroncOitis

🐘🐘 RTR 🐘🐘

Jan 28, 2023

#12068
You’re welcome.....but I'm not responsible for the ice! hee hee have a safe trip
Well you are up early!!! Oh and I didn’t think you were that mean to send ice! It just came with the snow😊 looks like we are getting another 4 inches! Glad I am outta here before it gets here.☀️🌴🍻
BroncoFred, BroncOitis

🗻🏔️🏜️38°33'14.1"N 109°32'04.7"W🏜️🏔️🗻

Jan 28, 2023

#12069
Either that, or you have a helluva garage door!
Was the Garage door moving as well?
It looks like a head on collision, except with the rear bumper!🤣
Just trying to get you to laugh about it, as my wife always said, and still does “it’s just a vehicle” 😳
That’s where we have our differences!
🤣

Sorry that it happened, that’s why we have insurance, it’s like a band aid for us.
Hope everything turns out ok for you!
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
BroncoFred, PSUTE

Beers, Broncos, and Battlestar Galactica

Jan 28, 2023

#12070
Looks like you, Mike and I are the Early Birds of Michigan!
Nothing wrong with that, it just means that we have to work, otherwise if I was retired, you wouldn’t see my a$$ until 8:00 or 9:00 LOL

I can’t sleep. I keep thinking about my Bronco. 🤪
2023 Ford Bronco Badlands Sasquatch • 2-Door • Velocity Blue • 2.7L V6 • 10-Speed • Lux • Various Mods...
"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future." - SENECA
Darrel, 14U

🗻🏔️🏜️38°33'14.1"N 109°32'04.7"W🏜️🏔️🗻

Jan 28, 2023

#12071
I can’t sleep. I keep thinking about my Bronco. 🤪
I thought we were early birds!
“WOW”
What time is it over there?
Like 3:57am
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
Deano Bronc, PSUTE

Beers, Broncos, and Battlestar Galactica

Jan 28, 2023

#12072
I thought we were early birds!
“WOW”
What time is it over there?
Like 2:57am

Nah, 4 am. I can’t help myself. Insomnia strikes and I pick up my phone, which is probably the last thing I should do! LOL
2023 Ford Bronco Badlands Sasquatch • 2-Door • Velocity Blue • 2.7L V6 • 10-Speed • Lux • Various Mods...
"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future." - SENECA
14U, BroncoFred

🗻🏔️🏜️38°33'14.1"N 109°32'04.7"W🏜️🏔️🗻

Jan 28, 2023

#12073
Nah, 4 am. I can’t help myself. Insomnia strikes and I pick up my phone, which is probably the last thing I should do! LOL
Damn!
I changed it too late, I thought about it and I realized I added 4 hours not 3 hours.
I always want to make things out bigger than what they really are! 😳🤔

I’d better be careful of my choice of words, wouldn’t want someone thinking I meant something, when I really meant something else…….
I’m about ready to Ban myself again!🤣
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
Darrel, 14U

🐘🐘 RTR 🐘🐘

Jan 28, 2023

#12074
Here’s my Quarter for the day! One for everybody, Enjoy!
14U, BroncoFred
Moderator

Moab or bust!!!

Jan 28, 2023

#12075
Well I found out the steel rear bumper on the Bronco bends easily. I caught the edge of my garage door on it backing in tonight. I think if I hadn't pulled forward it wouldn't be as bad. I feel pretty stupid. 1000000116.jpg1000000117.jpg
Ouch! Looks like a perfect opportunity for an aftermarket bumper!
Gotta look at the bright side of things!😁
2022 Bronco Badlands, 4D, Hot Pepper Red, 2.7, Squatch, Lux, and MIC.
7/13/2020 10:04pm reservation. Blend 6/16/2022 Delivered 6/26/2022.
Dealership - Stephen's Auto Center.
ResidualGenius, 14U

🐘🐘 RTR 🐘🐘

Jan 28, 2023

#12076
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@Sven and all you out there that are hating the snow right now, go play in the snow with your Bronco if you have it!! If not grab a sled! Those are always fun!! I personally prefer to have snow on the trees and ground when everything is dead…looks so much prettier!
Laura, Deano Bronc

🗻🏔️🏜️38°33'14.1"N 109°32'04.7"W🏜️🏔️🗻

Jan 28, 2023

#12077
Here’s my Quarter for the day! One for everybody, Enjoy!
See what happens when you teach someone how to use the Jukebox!

“Yup” more money for stocking this Bar and more party supplies!🎉 😉
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
SlashRacer, Deano Bronc

🐘🐘 RTR 🐘🐘

Jan 28, 2023

#12078
Beer and fries for breakfast today!! That’s the breakfast of champions!! 🍻
ResidualGenius, Deano Bronc

🐘🐘 RTR 🐘🐘

Jan 28, 2023

#12079
See what happens when you teach someone how to use the Jukebox!

“Yup” more money for stocking this Bar and more party supplies!🎉 😉
Be careful what you teach me, you could regret it!!!😊
SlashRacer, Deano Bronc

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