Me, walks in and asks about a Bronco burger, and I saw the advertisement offering 10% off for people who qualify.. luckily, I qualify, here's my proof!
them:
Sure, we'll gladly honor that discount!
Oh, the menu up there - we know it's not entirely accurate or complete, and is very confusing. But you can't deviate from the ridiculous options we have on there.
Also, sorry, but if you want a bun with that, we're going to serve it with a moldy bun, which you can exchange later next week for a fresh one if you'd like
we have had more people order this burger than we expected, so the wait will be about 4 hours - but it's worth it, hang in there! We'll get our rockstar cooks working on yours as quickly as possible!
Me - well, ok.. yeah, I'll take one - it still sounds great!
them:
Ok great! oh, and sorry about the discount - I know we told you we'd honor it, but we changed our minds - you have to pay full price.
Me:
well, that sucks, but ok, I guess.. this better be a really good burger
Them - trust us, it is!
Me - waiting for a couple hours, notices other people who come in and order and get their burger almost immediately..
Hey - how come I've been waiting for hours, and these other people are getting theirs first?
Them:
Oh, that's just how we do it. If you want to delete the relish, ketchup, fries and bun from your order, you might get it quicker. Also, if you change it to a veggie burger, it'll probably get done faster
Me:
I don't want a veggie burger. Also, what kind of fool orders a burger without a bun? haven't you got the fresh buns in stock yet?
Them:
Well, we do, but we have a bunch of orders with moldy buns that we set aside because we didn't want people to get sick, so we're swapping out the moldy buns for the fresh buns for them, then we might eventually get to yours
Me -
is there any way to know how long mine might take?
Them -
sorry, we use a completely arbitrary formula and process ... but please, continue to hang in there! Look - here's a free straw to show our appreciation!
Reservation: 7/20/20 | MY '21 order: 2/1/21 | MY '22 order: 10/22/21 | Blend 8/5, built 8/8, 'built' status 8/27, in my driveway 10/12/22
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