Jul 16, 2021
Friday funnies:
Last Bronco (Sung to Pearl Jam's "Last Kiss")
Oh, where oh where can my First Edition be?
The dealer hasn't given her to me
She's stuck at Ford, so I got to be good
So I can see my First Edition before I leave this world
They gave out a blend date for July 12
Ford's website hasn't moved very far
There on the line, "In Production"
My car is stalled, hasn't moved in two weeks
I couldn't stop looking, so I stare all night
I'll never forget, the static website glowing bright
The screamin' fits, the bustin' glass
The painful scream, that computer screen I punched last
Oh, where oh where can my First Edition be?
The dealer hasn't given her to me
She's stuck at Ford, so I got to be good
So I can see my First Edition before I leave this world
When I wake up, the website remains unchanged
There were Facebook posts all around
Something warm flowin' through my eyes
But somehow I found my ability to wait
I lift my head, and scream at the screen
"How did everyone get their's before me!"
I ordered her first, In five minutes I reserved
I found the Bronco, that I knew I had missed
And now she's not here, even though I want to drive
I wait for my Bronco, my life isn't right
Oh, where oh where can my First Edition be?
The dealer hasn't given her to me
She's stuck at Ford, so I got to be good
So I can see my First Edition before I leave this world
Last Bronco (Sung to Pearl Jam's "Last Kiss")
Oh, where oh where can my First Edition be?
The dealer hasn't given her to me
She's stuck at Ford, so I got to be good
So I can see my First Edition before I leave this world
They gave out a blend date for July 12
Ford's website hasn't moved very far
There on the line, "In Production"
My car is stalled, hasn't moved in two weeks
I couldn't stop looking, so I stare all night
I'll never forget, the static website glowing bright
The screamin' fits, the bustin' glass
The painful scream, that computer screen I punched last
Oh, where oh where can my First Edition be?
The dealer hasn't given her to me
She's stuck at Ford, so I got to be good
So I can see my First Edition before I leave this world
When I wake up, the website remains unchanged
There were Facebook posts all around
Something warm flowin' through my eyes
But somehow I found my ability to wait
I lift my head, and scream at the screen
"How did everyone get their's before me!"
I ordered her first, In five minutes I reserved
I found the Bronco, that I knew I had missed
And now she's not here, even though I want to drive
I wait for my Bronco, my life isn't right
Oh, where oh where can my First Edition be?
The dealer hasn't given her to me
She's stuck at Ford, so I got to be good
So I can see my First Edition before I leave this world
I wasn't there...
Broncofly, Stereo
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