Officially Unofficial Build Email Libations Game........NSFW??

ResidualGenius
Feb 17, 2022

Libations MOD

Feb 17, 2022

Check emails for a build date....drink whatever calms your spirits.
Check Ford's website for progress...Drink soda water
Check BN for others getting build dates...Drink Alka seltzer
Thinking you will get an email today..... Milk of magnesia
Saying "My Dealer Said..." You by a round and chaser!
Thinking this is an "official" thread.......SHOT!!!
Checking that other forum for build emails......Drink castor oil
Checking street cams for haulers with Broncos leaving MAP....Drinks!!
Checking your email to see if yours got released from Ice Mountain Prison...DRINK Ice water.
Ford Delivers Raptors before July 2020 reservation holders have builds.......IV therapy likely required.





and yes there is NO emails going out today or next week, or the week after, or probably the week after
WT HOSS 4dr 2.7 MIC Lux Tow
7/16/20 Res -- 1/22/21, 10/8/21 Order -- 3/24/22 VIN -- 5/9/22, 5/23/22, 5/16/22, 6/6/22, 6/17/22 Build 7/15/22 Delivered
Storm Factor - Never Stop Chasing! BrawnCo.Club 501c3 Pending
Kenneth, SAVEUP

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

May 07, 2024

#30780
We had a friend who would bring his cats camping. One weekend he brought 2 and would connect them together with one leash.
One morning he called them back to the camper at the same moment something scared them. They took off toward the camper. But there was a tree. One went on one side, one went on the other. Each had all 4 legs out straight when the slack was gone. Hilarious!

We bring Benny our Bunny with us on every camping trip, however I think he figured us out…
His room is the computer room, and it’s all his.
If we are both in the same room together he figures we’re up to no good and he hides, because he knows we’re going to grab him and put him in our carrying kennel and take him up North.
Even if we have no plans on going up North, he still gives us the evil eye.
Now only one of us goes in his room and grabs him to get him ready for the trip up North……
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Rank IV

May 07, 2024

#30781
Must be Monday. Trying to log in to our Operator Qualification testing site only to find out it has changed. The safety guy and IT folks had no idea it was changing/moving/updating. Yeah no testis for me today!
BONUS: still no new "S" word!
😁

Evolved to the detachable version, I see… 🧐🤔🤓
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Rank IV

May 07, 2024

#30782
Going to start calling you lefty

Not righty? 🤣
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Darrel, BroncOitis

BYOB… Bring your own Bronco!

May 07, 2024

#30783
We had a friend who would bring his cats camping. One weekend he brought 2 and would connect them together with one leash.
One morning he called them back to the camper at the same moment something scared them. They took off toward the camper. But there was a tree. One went on one side, one went on the other. Each had all 4 legs out straight when the slack was gone. Hilarious!

That some Tom and Jerry cartoon skits right there. 🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Irradiated…

May 07, 2024

#30784
Not righty? 🤣
Knew a kid in high school who went over the handlebars of his motorcycle, leaving one of his “boys” in the dirt…

From that day on he was known as “uni”
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Darrel, Deano Bronc

Ultimate Cosmic Power!

May 07, 2024

#30785
Last year, we took some of my spouse's coworkers out camping with us (they all had a great time), but one of them brought their cat on a leash and would walk it around the campsite. It was very strange.

My dogs were very interested in meeting that cat. The cat did not return their enthusiasm.

At one point, the younger dog (who was like 8 months at the time) got a running head start and got to the cat, only to get thumped in the face pretty intensely. I am pretty sure that was the first time something had really hit her bad. She was very confused why the chew toy was sharp and hissing. Learning occurred. She gave the camping cat a wide berth the rest of the weekend.

Last year, we took some of my spouse's coworkers out camping with us (they all had a great time), but one of them brought their cat on a leash and would walk it around the campsite. It was very strange.

My dogs were very interested in meeting that cat. The cat did not return their enthusiasm.

At one point, the younger dog (who was like 8 months at the time) got a running head start and got to the cat, only to get thumped in the face pretty intensely. I am pretty sure that was the first time something had really hit her bad. She was very confused why the chew toy was sharp and hissing. Learning occurred. She gave the camping cat a wide berth the rest of the weekend.

Spence does the same thing with Kai, the Maine Coon. He should know better, but he's stubborn Kai's defensive equipment is much larger than normal cats. 😆
Mal, Chief Ron

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

May 07, 2024

#30786
Top of a Two for Tuesday or Taco Tuesday or post Cinco de Mayo Day for everyone.
Coffee is a brewing and Breakfast Burritos 🌯 filled with lots of 🥓 is ready for the taking.
Enjoy your 🌮 Tuesday everyone!!!

*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
Darrel, TK1215

Rank IV

May 07, 2024

#30787
Top of a Two for Tuesday or Taco Tuesday or post Cinco de Mayo Day for everyone.
Coffee is a brewing and Breakfast Burritos 🌯 filled with lots of 🥓 is ready for the taking.
Enjoy your 🌮 Tuesday everyone!!!


Ah, bacon!🥓🥓🥓😋
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Darrel, PSUTE

Rank IV

May 07, 2024

#30788
Good morning, Bronco people! Sumatra is brewing and will be ready shortly… ☕️ I feel like it’ll be at least 3 mugs before I can give EEFFOC. Thanks for the grub, @BroncOitis.
2023 Wildtrak 4D Lux MIC Tow Oxford White
Darrel, PSUTE

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

May 07, 2024

#30789
Going to start calling you lefty

Not righty? 🤣

Then that would be Woody in the middle…..Right?

*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
Darrel, UserError

Driving Daydrinking Daryl

May 07, 2024

#30790
Darrel, UserError

Driving Daydrinking Daryl

May 07, 2024

#30791
Hoping all is well @14U
Weather looked nasty your way when I called it a day.
Looks like it was a tad north of you now that I'm looking.
Stay safe brother.
Darrel, UserError

BYOB… Bring your own Bronco!

May 07, 2024

#30792
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That’s the same thing Tony Orlando said!

🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Darrel, UserError

Driving Daydrinking Daryl

May 07, 2024

#30793
I'll take this over a Tornado any day. Have a safe day folks.

Issued: 2:54 AM May. 7, 2024 – National Weather Service
...WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS EVENING TO MIDNIGHT MDT WEDNESDAY NIGHT...* WHAT...Heavy, wet snow expected. Total snow accumulations up to 5inches at lower elevations, with 6 to 16 inches over higher terrain. Winds gusting as high as 45 mph.* WHERE...Gallatin and Madison County Mountains and Centennial Mountains.
Darrel, UserError

Irradiated…

May 07, 2024

#30794
Good Morning from the gray and wet west coast!
This is Teacher Appreciation Week…
You probably can remember your 3-4 favorite teachers’ names, and the effect they had on your life…
If they are still around, you might find the on Facebook and make their year with a quick note…

Taco Tuesday means Huevos Rancheros for breakfast…
Onward
Riding OB1, 23 4- door Outer Banks, SAS, MOD, MIC, Lux, Ordered 10/20/22, delivered 1/13/23
Darrel, UserError

BYOB… Bring your own Bronco!

May 07, 2024

#30795
Hey @BroncOitis , how is our love child doing?


🐎
2023 Wildtrak, sas, mid, soft top. Not crazy offroader…. Just a normal trail junkie
Darrel, UserError

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

May 07, 2024

#30796
I'll take this over a Tornado any day. Have a safe day folks.

Issued: 2:54 AM May. 7, 2024 – National Weather Service
...WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS EVENING TO MIDNIGHT MDT WEDNESDAY NIGHT...* WHAT...Heavy, wet snow expected. Total snow accumulations up to 5inches at lower elevations, with 6 to 16 inches over higher terrain. Winds gusting as high as 45 mph.* WHERE...Gallatin and Madison County Mountains and Centennial Mountains.

This is a typical spring, isn’t it?
or should I say…..A tropical spring….😂
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
Darrel, UserError

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

May 07, 2024

#30797
Hey @BroncOitis , how is our love child doing?


🐎

I’ll have to post pictures later of what he has been doing!!!
I know he really like his new shirt, even though he thinks it’s pants free Friday every day!!! 😂🤣

*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
UserError, SAVEUP

Driving Daydrinking Daryl

May 07, 2024

#30798
This is a typical spring, isn’t it?
or should I say…..A tropical spring….😂

Yes and yes. It can and will snow every month of the year around here but no tornadoes or hurricanes. 😉
UserError, Deano Bronc

Gas Can Devastation caused by Colorado Elevation

May 07, 2024

#30799
Hey @BroncOitis , how is our love child doing?


🐎

He also really wants to know where the next trip is, so he can pre order his shirt and try to get one in A51 or Azure gray color….
*632* Days to get A 2021 - 2022 -
2023 Big Bend - 2 Door 2.3L Velocity Blue, Squatched, Mid package, Running Boards, Roof Rack, and Engine Block heater.
UserError, Deano Bronc

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