Bronco Memes and Funnies

Roughstock11

I think the guy from that “other video” might do a better job, right? 🤔 🤷‍♂️ Just saying. But that friend has more useful mass than this friend. More mass = more coverage, right? Thoughts?

Sven

@Darrel you were correct. Bath toys!

ROFLMFAO! Thank you for tagging me! I would have hated to miss this!

Sven

Going right… just because I haven’t tried that much make up. 😂

Sven

Used to bring up memories of my sister and her friends sitting in front of the record player playing it over and over again………now it’s Reservoir Dogs

Sven

I guess I’m…STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU!!!

🐎

And then there is this: The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

Sven

And then there is this: The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

The Catholic Church squirrels ring a bell… 🫣😅

But I must say the Jewish were fortunate the first squirrel that came by was male… 😂

Sven

This is not the date you're looking for. You want to let us go.

UserError

The Catholic Church squirrels ring a bell… 🫣😅

But I must say the Jewish were fortunate the first squirrel that came by was male… 😂

Yes, its much a more difficult procedure on females…

Sven

The only one that truly matters is Bullitt and its not wrecked there so I'm good! I don't see the Sunbeam Tiger from Get Smart, the 1st Gen Bronco from 50 first dates, nor the Mustang Grande Sport from Deathproof wrecked here either so mine are all survivors. 😆